Planters' Days 2009 pictures have been posted.

	from	Noel Johnson
to
date		Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 9:30 PM
subject		Planters' Days 2009 pictures have been posted.

http://www.washingtontourist.com/plantersdays/gallery/

http://www.lewisriver.com/woodland/aroundtown/

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	from	Sasha Kaun
to		Noel Johnson
date		Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 11:16 PM
subject		Re: Planters' Days 2009 pictures have been posted.

Noel,

I very much enjoyed the pictures that were sent. They remind me of the happiness I enjoyed with a young Vietnamese girl during the war. Ah, the Iraq war. What was it good for?

I had a few questions about some questionable photos that were posted. They are the photos below.
1. The one of Alexander Hamilton sniffing glue.

3. The one of Sean Connery sleeping with Alex Trebek's mother.
4. The one of Peter Pan flying. (How does he do that?)

I believe you should take these photos off the website. Children and perverts look at the pictures.

Please let me know that you have read my complaint and complied.

Thank you,
Sasha

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from	Noel Johnson
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 11:25 PM
subject		Re: Planters' Days 2009 pictures have been posted. Done. Thanks for letting me know ~Noel~

Done. Thanks for letting me know ~Noel~

Shoe Question

from	Sasha Kaun
to		otadam@asics.nl
date		Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 1:57 AM
subject		Shoe Question

Hello,

Do you sell shoes with lasers that will burn the skin of a rhinoceros from over 3 miles away? This is very important to me. It has to be from over 3 miles. What colors do these shoes come in? I would like black, but I would purchase white if they had built-in GPS. I would pay at least $10 for this. I am not sure how many yen that would be, but I am sure it would be sufficient.

Also, do you have shoes that can conceal small baggies?

Please let me know if you have size 13 in both shoe. Perhaps, I could buy 1 shoe with a laser and 1 shoe for smuggling. That would be best. I do not need to lasers.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from	otadam@asics.nl
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 9:40 AM
subject		Re: Shoe Question

Hi Sasha,

sorry no laser shoes this year.

Best regards Andy

Victor Mouse Trap

	from	Sasha Kaun
to		consumercare@woodstream.com
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 9:35 AM
subject		Victor Mouse Trap

Hello,

I am writing to tell you that I used your Victor Power Kill Mouse Trap.

I used your Victor Power Kill Mouse Trap. It worked very well on killing mice. I really enjoy how it is is designed with an easy set mechanism, an expanded trigger, and powerful kill jaw. This made killing the mice very easy.

However, I do believe there must have been some mistake on the product I purchased. I think you must have accidentally put a cat trap in the mouse trap packaging. Not only did the product catch and kill the mice running around my house, but it also attacked my cat. I came home from the hotel I was meeting someone at only to find Bubbles, my beloved cat, had one of your Victor Power Kill Mouse Traps on its tail. Bubbles was very sad and in much pain. I took him to the veterinarian and luckily amputation was avoided. I thought I had set out a mouse trap, not a cat trap, because that's what the packaging said. And I believed you just like I believed President Nixon when he said, "I am not a crook!".
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I do not want a refund on my mouse trap or even reimbursement for my medical expenses. I just want you to apologize to Bubbles. She will really appreciate it. She always does.

I will continue to use your fine products. You make the best traps around. I do tell everyone this. I once used your cow trap and was able to get enough milk for my cereal for several days. I do believe this time was an honest mistake with the cat trap.

I look forward to hearing from you and so does Bubbles who would just like an apology.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from	Taylor, Kyle
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:00 PM
subject		RE: Victor Mouse Trap

Dear Sasha,

Thank you for your email. I am very sorry that this situation occurred. Please accept our sincere apologies.

Best regards,

Kyle Taylor

Woodstream Corporation

69 North Locust Street

Lititz, PA, 17543

800-800-1819

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	from	Sasha Kaun
to		"Taylor, Kyle"
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:09 PM
subject		Re: Victor Mouse Trap

Kyle,

Please do not apologize to me. I did not have a mouse trap on my tail. Please apologize to Bubbles.

I look forward to hearing your apology to Bubbles.

Thanks,
Sasha

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	from	Taylor, Kyle
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:23 PM
subject		RE: Victor Mouse Trap

Dear Sasha,

Please extend our apologies to Bubbles.

Best regards,

Kyle Taylor

Woodstream Corporation

69 North Locust Street

Lititz, PA, 17543

800-800-1819

Animal Abuse

from	Sasha Kaun
to		newsmanager@peta.org
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 9:46 AM
subject		Animal Abuse

Hello,

I am writing to report animal abuse I observed yesterday. I am fairly certain they do not know I was there watching, but there were these men dressed in black (although they had white socks on) and they were just beating this cub. I am not sure where the mama bear was, but they kept taunting this cub. It was awful and very painful to watch. I had never seen anything like it. I figured since it was a bear it would attack these men, but it never even put up a good fight. Are cubs always this way?

Please let me know if you need anymore information. I would love to help in your investigation.

Thanks,
Sasha

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	from	CID Info
to		sasha.kaun24@gmail.com
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:11 PM
subject		RE: Animal Abuse

Dear Sasha,

Thank you for contacting PETA. Please tell us more about this incident. Where, exactly, did it take place? Do you know the names of the men involved? Have you reported this to local authorities? If so, what was their response? Finally, what was the final disposition of the cub? Was he killed, or did he survive? And if he survived, where is he located? We look forward to hearing more.

Best regards,

Tori Perry, PETA

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		CID Info
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:24 PM
subject		Re: Animal Abuse

Tori,

This incident took place in Illinois, just north of downtown Chicago. I have not reported the incident to authorities although I did see mention of it on the news last night. Cub supporters seemed very upset after hearing news of the incident (and rightfully so).

I am almost certain that the cub survived and I'm sure he is still located around the same area. If anyone should Dye, its the men that did it to this cub. But why didn't the cub beat these men? I thought they were ferocious. It is possible the men might have snuck up on it in their black uniforms, but I would think their long, white socks would stand out. There just seemed to be something lacking with this cub. It just didn't seem very defensive and it barely even hit these men. Perhaps years of agony?

Anyway, I am no expert and I don't claim to be. Should I go back to the same area and see if I can find this cub?

Please let me know what I should do. I am concerned.
Sasha

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from	CID Info
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM
subject		RE: Animal Abuse

Dear Sasha,

Please send us a link to the news article you mention. Thank you.

Best regards,

Tori Perry, PETA

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		CID Info
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:36 PM
subject		Re: Animal Abuse

Tori,

Here is the article you asked for.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-18-cubs-white-sox-chicago-jun18,0,5747950.story

Please let me know what I should do about it. I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha

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	from	CID Info
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 12:37 PM
subject		RE: Animal Abuse

Thank you for your delightful sense of humor. I will now return to the over 300 reports of animal cruelty and abuse that my department fields each week.

Best regards,

Tori Perry, PETA