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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Your giant cock

fromSasha Kaun
dateWed, Feb 24, 2010 at 8:05 PM
subjectYour giant cock


My name is Sasha. I am from Russia. I plan to visit Milwaukee early this Summer. I am a big fan of huge cocks. Usually, I like to travel to places with huge cocks. My favorite cocks were in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and several across the USA because they were so large. I have taken pictures of the biggest cocks in the world and am putting together a memory book. I just love cities with huge cocks. Wherever you are in the city, you can always just look up and see them. Does Milwaukee have the biggest cock you have ever seen? I can't wait to see the cock of Rockwell. What is the best route to see this cock? Can I take a train, bus, or taxi cab? I hope to see the big cock during the day and also come back for a night time viewing. Also, how close can I get to the cock? Can I touch it? I know in Saudi Arabia I was not allowed to go near or touch the giant cock, but usually in the USA I could do almost anything with it. Please let me know the answers to my questions as I would like to get the most pleasure out of your cock that I can. Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you.



fromMaria Strand
dateWed, Feb 24, 2010 at 10:49 PM
subjectRe: Your giant cock

Please tell me you are referring to a clock in your emal . . . You know, of the tick rock fashion . . .


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Wednesday, February 17, 2010


fromSasha Kaun
dateMon, Feb 15, 2010 at 6:35 PM

Hello Adam,

Last night, I visited Have a Nice Day Cafe to drown my sorrows of Valentine's Day. First a little backstory. I flew to Denver on Friday to surprise my girlfriend for Valentine's Day weekend and to propose to her. I had a great plan. Dinner and movie (Valentine's Day). Have you seen the movie? I did, alone, because I had already purchased the tickets on Fandango. Is there anything sadder than going to that movie alone? But before dinner, I planned to walk into her apartment to surprise her and propose to her. The way I planned to propose to her was to give her a present. My dick in a box. Around my penis I tied on an engagement ring. So I cut a hole in the box, put my junk in the box, and planned to have her open the box. But when I walked into her apartment so was having sex with another man! It was terrible. Also, I hadn't planned on this so the ring around my penis was cutting off the circulation. It was a terrible weekend, which brings us to Sunday.

Sunday, I decided to get really drunk because I didn't have to work on Presidents Day (back to back holidays!). So I went to your establishment and enjoyed the night. However, I believe I left my pants in your bathroom. Did you find a pair of 32/32 Levi jeans with a Blackberry and a wallet? My driver's license is in the wallet. It has my name on it. It is a driver's license. I usually take my pants off when using the stall, but I must not have put them back on. They should be right in the stall.

Please let me know that you have found my pants and I will come over and pick them up.


fromAdam Boatman
toSasha Kaun
dateTue, Feb 16, 2010 at 1:00 PM
subjectRE: Pants


Well, I'm honestly left with very little words but allow me to attempt to assist. First off, Have A nice Day cafe wasn't open on Sunday. Our neighbor, Tiki Bob's was open that night. So, I would suggest you contact them to locate your pants, cell phone and wallet.

On a side note, I'm terribly sorry about the situation but, for future reference, might I suggest you leave your pants on when your in the stall of a bar.

Good luck with everything and I hope you find your pants.