Sasha likes soup!

Are you sensitive?
NO YES

Thursday, May 17, 2012

$1500 / 3br - 1360ft - 3 Bedroom 3.5 Bath Apartment for Rent (Crimson Crossing )


Date: 2012-05-15, 12:37AM EDT
Reply to: g11softball@comcast.net [Errors when replying to ads?]


Spacious 3 bedroom, 3.5 bath apartment in Crimson Crossing located right behind Steak'n Shake off of College Ave. This apartment has an extremely large kitchen, a half bath located downstairs with a good size living room. Each bedroom is accompanied with its own full bathroom. Master bedroom has both a shower and bathtub. Washer and dryer located in the kitchen as well as dishwasher, fridge, microwave, electric stove as well as heating and cooling. One year lease (August-August) Rent is $1320.00 per month ($440.00) per tenant minus utilities. This apartment is extremely well kept and conveniently located 1 mile from Memorial Stadium with easy access to the City Bus.
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from:Sasha Kaun
to:g11softball@comcast.net
date: Tue, May 15, 2012 at 1:02 PM
subject: $1500 / 3br - 1360ft - 3 Bedroom 3.5 Bath Apartment for Rent (Crimson Crossing )

Hello,

I noticed your Craigslist ad (http://bloomington.craigslist.org/apa/3016155937.html) when Cody Zeller retweeted it.  I am extremely interested in this apartment.  So much so, that I want it.  Therefore, I am writing this to tell you that I will take it!  Having watched Cody dunk multiple times this year, I can only imagine how useful he will be as a roommate.  I am very small (4'10"), so it is difficult for me to reach the top shelves as well as back of the freezer or into the microwave.  Having a roommate of his size will really make me more efficient.  No longer will I have to move my step stool all around the kitchen.

Please let me know what I need to do to sign something.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from:g11softball@comcast.net
to: Sasha Kaun
date:Tue, May 15, 2012 at 1:19 PM
subject: Re: $1500 / 3br - 1360ft - 3 Bedroom 3.5 Bath Apartment for Rent (Crimson Crossing )

Sasha,

I am sorry to inform you that Cody is not and will not be living in this apartment. He was simply retweeting it for me due to our friendship.  If you are still interested I am glad to talk to you about it! It is a great place to live!

Meaghan

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From: Sasha Kaun
To: g11softball@comcast.net
Sent: Tuesday, May 15, 2012 1:47:09 PM
Subject: Re: $1500 / 3br - 1360ft - 3 Bedroom 3.5 Bath Apartment for Rent (Crimson Crossing )

Meaghan,

Oh, I was under the impression Cody would be living at the apartment.  I now understand that will not be the case.  I am still interested in the apartment.  Will Cody be available to come over periodically to help me with high, hard-to-reach areas of the apartment?  It is my understanding that his size would be beneficial.  I am thinking around 3-4 times a week but I am flexible (former gymnast in high school).

Thanks,
Sasha

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from:g11softball@comcast.net
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Tue, May 15, 2012 at 2:04 PM
subject: Re: $1500 / 3br - 1360ft - 3 Bedroom 3.5 Bath Apartment for Rent (Crimson Crossing )

Sasha,

I am very happy to hear that you are still interested! I got a great laugh out of your response, and to be honest, if you would really like to meet Cody I am sure I could arrange that! I am an athlete here just as he is and we are friends so that is not a problem at all! Would you be living alone or with 2 other roommates? We have a great location and it is a fun place to live! If you did in fact want roommates we have one other girl who is interested as well but if not and you have no problem living alone we can definitely work something out!

Meaghan


Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Bell's Palsy


From: sasha.kaun
Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:48 PM
To: Web Email
Subject: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer

Hello,

I am writing to obtain information on one of your beers.  It is the Bell's Palsy.  I drank it while attending the Meat Manufacturing Convention in Chicago last year.  It is my second favorite beverage I have ever tasted (can't go wrong with milk).  However, the Bell's Palsy is not available in my native Russia, so I am very much looking forward to it at this year's convention.  Too be honest, last year I enjoyed it so much that I drank as much as I could, even to the point that I had trouble controlling myself.  This year I promise to be better behaved, but I wanted to verify that I will be able to obtain it in Chicago (late April).  I did not see the Bell's Palsy listed on your website.  I hope you have not discontinued it.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Josh Smith jsmith@bellsbeer.com
to:  sasha.kaun
date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 9:24 AM
subject: RE: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer


Dear Sasha:

Thank you for taking the time to contact us. I apologize that I have not responded sooner.

Bell’s Pale Ale is available year round and you should not have trouble finding it in Chicago when you visit. In fact, our Beer Finder can provide you with a list of places to start along with a Google map. I would caution however, that you may want to call ahead before you head out the door, as the results link to recent deliveries rather than real time results. Here is a direct link for your convenience: http://bellsbeer.com/brands/brand-finder/

If there is anything else I can help you with, please feel free to contact me directly.

Sincerely,

Josh Smith

Marketing Coordinator
Bell's Brewery, Inc.
8690 Krum Ave.
Galesburg, MI  49053

Office: 269-250-8836
Mobile: 269-330-4973

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Josh Smith
date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 12:35 PM
subject: Re: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer


Josh,
First of all, your name is very American.  Your parents must be proud.
To be honest, I did not care for the Bell's Pale Ale.  It was a little too bitter for my liking.  In fact, I had inquired about the Bell's Palsy.  It was more of an amber ale, not a pale ale.  I took a picture of the bottle, but I dropped my Android in the Hudson River last November (long story) otherwise I would send it to you.  If you want, I can send you a picture of me after an evening of drinking Bell's Palsy.  My face was priceless.
Anyway, let me know as my convention is later this month.
Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Josh Smith jsmith@bellsbeer.com
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 12:08 PM
subject: RE: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer

Sasha:

Unfortunately, I am unsure what other beer you could be referring to. We do not make a beer named “Palsy” and would never use a name so close to such a serious medical condition. If there are any other details you could offer about this beer you are inquiring about, please let me know and I will do my best to help you.

Sincerely,

Josh


Friday, March 30, 2012

Cash for Gold

from: Sasha Kaun
to: sollyscoins@comcast.net
date: Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 9:37 PM
subject: Cash for Gold
 
 
Hello,

I was told you pay Cash for Gold. Is this true? I would like to do this, if possible. Let me know, I drive near Waynedale each day for work.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from: sollyscoins@comcast.net
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 8:55 AM
subject: Re: Cash for Gold
 
If you mean "do we purchase gold?"---yes we do. You may call our shop at 747-0500 for our hours and directions.

Thanks for your inquiry!!!

Solly's Coins

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: sollyscoins@comcast.net
date: Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 5:25 PM
subject: Re: Cash for Gold

Solly,

I would very much like to do this. I would like to sell my Tracey Gold doll. It obviously does not weigh as much as I would like (I couldn't make her eat!), but at the current prices, I estimate the worth of this doll to be roughly $13,000. This is a rare Tracey Gold doll! I will sell it to you for only $5,000 (cash only!). Please let me know what you think of this very generous offer.

Thank you,
Sasha

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from: sollyscoins@comcast.net
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 5:43 PM
subject: Re: Cash for Gold
 
I think you might be very confused. We buy gold coins & jewelry.


Thanks

Friday, March 23, 2012

March Madness - Wolfpack style

from: Sasha Kaun
to: d_yow@ncsu.edu
date: Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 8:34 PM
subject: March Madness - Wolfpack style

Hello Ms. Yow!,

First of all, let me congratulate you for the great job you have done for the university. Everyone has done their part! As an alumnus, I am EXTREMELY excited for State's run in the NCAA tournament. I haven't been this excited about Wolfpack athletics since 2011. I truly believe we can beat Kansas. They haven't won a meaningful game since Wilt Chamberlain was a Jayhawk. GO WOLFPACK!

Which brings me to my question. I will be attending the game on Friday in St. Louis. I would like to bring my pet wolf to the game. I have had my wolf as a pet for over 7 years now. His name is O'Charley named after the popular casual dining restaurant. I have an extra ticket for O'Charley to use but I wasn't sure about any policies St. Louis has about pets. I know they don't have a policy against some mammals as I have noticed on FOX that some football fans bring their pet rams to the games. O'Charley is potty trained and will not require any special attention. He is also a good luck charm. Oddly, he also enjoys high school tennis.

Please let me know if I should expect any difficulty in bringing O'Charley to St. Louis with me. I look forward to hearing from you and GO WOLFPACK!

Thanks,

Sasha

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from: dayow@ncsu.edu
to: sasha kaun
cc: chris_kingston@ncsu.edu
date: Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 10:10 PM
subject: Re: March Madness - Wolfpack style

Sasha,

I am glad you are supporting the Wolfpack here in Saint Louis.
That said, it would seem unlikely that the Dome would allow a pet wolf in the building. If I were you, I would call ahead to the Edward R. Jones Dome to ask that question...long before the game time.

Debbie Yow

Friday, March 9, 2012

Marlins Season Tickets

from: Sasha Kaun

to: RFilbert@marlins.com
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 12:55 PM
subject: Marlins Season Tickets

Rita,

I am writing to inquire about Marlins season tickets. As a Colts fan, I was very distraught that Peyton Manning retired from the Colts to pursue his baseball dream. It is my understanding that MJ did the same thing at the height of his career. I believe it was shortly after his Thriller album. However, I heard ESPN state that he was interested in Miami and even flew to Miami after the press conference yesterday. Therefore, I am looking to possibly purchase Marlins season tickets so I can watch my favorite athlete perform (I once met him at a Winn Dixie). I would like my seats to be as close to Peyton as possible. Please confirm what position Peyton will most likely play and which seats you would recommend. My guess is that he will use his laser rocket arm in the bullpen so I would want to sit nearest the bullpen. But based on Peyton's athleticism, I could see him playing 2nd base.

Let me know which tickets you recommend. I would be looking for two (2) tickets for the season (home games only).

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Rita Filbert RFilbert@marlins.com

to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 2:49 PM
subject: RE: Marlins Season Tickets

Dear Sasha:

Thank you for your interest in purchasing Marlins season tickets. Peyton Manning will not be playing baseball for the Miami Marlins. Please let me know if you still have interest in purchasing Marlins season tickets.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Rita Filbert

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Rita Filbert
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 7:07 PM
subject: Re: Marlins Season Tickets

Rita,

Will Peyton Manning be starting the season in AAA? While I think Peyton is a great athlete, I may be biased (Winn Dixie!!!). What is Miami's AAA affiliate? Please let me know who I should contact for AAA season tickets.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Rita Filbert RFilbert@marlins.com

to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 9:11 PM
subject: RE: Marlins Season Tickets

Sasha,

Peyton Manning will not be playing for the Miami Marlins nor for any of the Miami Marlins affiliates.

You may want to re-check your sources because I read Mr. Manning is still pursuing a career in football. The only reason Mr. Manning flew to Miami is because he has a home in Miami - he did not come to the Marlins.

Sincerely,
Rita Filbert

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Rita Filbert
date: Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 6:48 AM
subject: Re: Marlins Season Tickets

Rita,

Can you say with 100% confidence that Peyton Manning will not be wearing a Miami jersey this year? While I would love to watch Peyton play, I do not to spend the money on season tickets if he will not be in Miami. In this post 9/11 economy, I do not have a lot of Manning-free discretionary income.

Please confirm that Peyton Manning will not be wearing a Miami jersey and that I should not buy season tickets.

You have been very helpful.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Rita Filbert RFilbert@marlins.com

to: Sasha Kaun
date: Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 10:09 AM
subject: RE: Marlins Season Tickets

Manning will not be wearing a Miami Marlins jersey nor will he be wearing any Miami Marlins’ affiliates jerseys


Rita Filbert

Executive Assistant, Baseball Operations
Miami Marlins, L.P.
P: 305-626-7405

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Date: 2012-02-14, 9:49AM MST
Reply to: 89qn7-2851080959@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I will be needing 6-10 female models for Body Painting on St. Patrick's Day, March 17th, at a tavern in LoDo. They are offering a bar tab for your participation or some kind of compensation if you don't drink. Some of the models will need to arrive by 9:30am-ish to be ambassadors of good will for the parade attendees, passing out free beads and flyers, then back to the bar to be body painted, party and pass out more free stuff until around 4pm when the morning crowd thins. The managers of the bar are really great, fun people and you will be treated very well.

At around 7:30pm we will need a few more models to show up for Body Painting during the evening rush until around midnight.
Models need to be 21 and over, friendly, out-going and really enjoy the LoDo crowd. Minimum topless with pasties are required.


Message, call or text me to state your interest and preferred time slot. Be sure to send a current face and full body photo so I know who you are.

Thank you!
David Caballero
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1487292
303-856-8410

Location: LODO
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2851080959

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: 89qn7-2851080959@gigs.craigslist.org
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 7:09 PM
subject: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Hello Mr. David Cabellero,

My name is Sasha.  I am 23 years old and and very interested in the position you posted on Craigslist.  I would be available for either the morning or evening shifts.  I could also work both shifts.  Bar tab compensation is also sufficient for me as I often drink.  I would actually rather be paid in drinks than money.  You can't use money to get drunk, but you get use drinks!  I want to make it clear that I will not be drinking during my work (unless required).  I will only do what is required.

I do have both St. Patrick's Day experience as well as being body painted.  In 2009, I was prominently featured in Chicago's Southside St. Patrick's Day parade.  In 2010, I had my upper body painted for the World Cup and went to a bar like this.  It was very uncomfortable.  The body paint was fine, but I found soccer to be very awkward.  I want to make it clear that I do not have an issue with minimum topless with pasties.  I am very comfortable in my body and often go through the Arby's drive-thru topless with only pasties.

Please let you know if you are interested in me.  I am often found in LoDo on the weekends and some days during the week.  I think I would be fantastic at this position.  Please let me know if you need a resume.  I have references upon request.

Thanks,
Sasha
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from: David Caballero davecab2000@hotmail.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 10:04 PM
subject: RE: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Hi Sasha-
Sounds good. The bar is Maloney's in Lodo. The managers are awesome and will take great care of you. Please let me know if you want to do the early shift or the later one. The morning one will be fun as you will go out as an entourage, with the manager Sam, to hit the parade goers and pass out free stuff before going back to the bar to party and be painted. I think you will be able drink whichever shift you do as long as you are responsible and don't get too crazy, at least til you're done.

Call or text me and we can talk about it. Let me know if you have any questions. I look forward to hearing from you!
 
David C.
303-856-8410

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: David Caballero
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 10:21 PM
subject: Re: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

David,

Thanks for the quick reply.  I am very excited!  I agree with you, the morning session sounds the best.  However, I have a few questions:
1.  What will be painted on me?  If it is my choice, I would prefer a picture of a 4-leaf clover, Jeremy Lin, or my friend Conor dressed as Harry from Home Alone (also Home Alone 2)
2.  I promise I will be responsible drinking during my shift.  The only thing passed out will be the free stuff.  I will not drink and drive a float during the parade.
3.  Why are you still using a hotmail account?
4.  Will I be required to wear bottoms?  If not, should I cover my tattoo?  It is a picture of John Stamos.
5.  Will I be allowed to "go home" with a patron following my shift?  I plan on being fun and flirting with guys during my shift and will probably be horny when my shift is over.  Especially if I have been sipping on gin and juice #snoopdogglyrics

These are the questions I have.  Let me know if you have any for me.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: David Caballero davecab2000@hotmail.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 11:33 AM
subject: RE: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Good morning Sasha-
Good questions...
1. The managers want green corsets with shamrocks to match their fliers.
2. Oh good,there will be no drunken float races.
3. I've had this email address for 12 years it's on all my cards and stuff.
4. Yes, bottoms are welcome. I figure form fitting paints or short skirts would look sexy. If you want to just do bikini bottoms I don't think anyone would complain either.
5. If you want to go home with someone afterward you are more than welcome to. Just be safe and responsible, ok?

 I found out last night that the 107.5 party bus will be taking some of our girls out with them to broadcast live from around the area. I still need more details on that but this sounds like a great opportunity for all of us.

If you are interested in meeting before the event... I work at Disguises Costumes at W. Colfax and Kipling most days from 10 to 5. If you are in the neighborhood please text me and drop by. I also host the Denver Body Art Jam (https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2847847677) if you want to try that out to.

Get a hold of me and we will talk soon.

Thank you!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Tin Caps Mascot - B side

Read the original Tin Caps Mascot post

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Read the B Side:


From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:20 PM
To: Abigail R. Naas
Subject: Tin Caps Mascot

Hello,

I am very excited about the new team name.  I never understood why the Wizards had a Dragon mascot.  I enjoyed it when the old Wizard mascot would put a spell on the opponent and the Wizards would win.  But then they got rid of the Wizard and got a Dragon.  I wished that the Dragon would have used his powers to propel Fort Wayne to victory.  Is this why the team decided to get a new mascot?

I am very excited about the new mascot.  I will be your mascot.  Growing up, people always said that I looked like Johnny Appleseed.  I even started to dress like him.  I have done so for 17 years now, including the tin cap!  Even when I sleep!  I very rarely take off this tin cap (less than 7 times in 17 years).  I will be the perfect mascot for your team.  I can do many tricks including a back flip, the chicken dance, and I can hop on 1 foot for over 8 hours straight.

I can't wait for April 16.  I have marked it on my calendar and have told all my friends and family that I will be on the field as the mascot.  They are very excited.  People are flying in from all over the country to see me perform as the Fort Wayne Tin Caps mascot.  Which stadium entrance should I enter on this day?  I am EXCITED!!

I look forward to hearing from you.  Thanks.
Sasha Kaun


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from: Bill J. Lehn Lehn@tincaps.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 5:40 PM
subject: FW: Tin Caps Mascot


Sasha,
Did you fill out an application? Did we miss you at the job fair? Who did you interview with? I think we would have remembered you when you came in with your TinCap on. If you are working for us, what rate of pay did we quote you? Did you fill out your I-9? HR cannot find your file, can you help us with that? Have you been to orientation? Did you make it to the tryouts?
Bill Lehn
Applicant Screener
Fort Wayne TinCaps

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: "Bill J. Lehn"
date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 7:10 PM
subject: Re: FW: Tin Caps Mascot


Bill,

You ask many questions!  I feel like you would be a great host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire if Regis ever couldn't.  Is that show still on TV?  The person at the job fair said I was perfect for the job.  I would work as the mascot of the Fort Wayne Tin Caps for free because I love the Tin Caps and I would be the best person for the job.  As I said, I look exactly like Johnny Appleseed.  What time should I arrive and where is the employee entrance?

Thank you,
Sasha

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from: Bill J. Lehn Lehn@tincaps.com
to: Sasha Kaun 
cc: "Abigail R. Naas"
date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 8:04 PM

Sasha,

The position has been filled. We have an Appleseed descendant that will be filling the position.  We did a nationwide search  and checked with the genealogy library here in town to confirm his heritage. We felt this was the best option to go with. He has some amazing talents that will really thrill the crowd.

Bill Lehn
Applicant Screener
Fort Wayne TinCaps

Athletic Latino - 27 (Lake county)

Athlectic Latino needs a Queen to have fun with. I'm a young Latino in the Lake County area, I stay busy with work so I won't waste time doing the "Bar scene" what I need is an openminded female who values her opinion and repects herself. This means she has confidence and is assertive in life. A sense of humor always goes a long way, makes everything fun. I'm not looking for a "TYPE" just be sincere and honest to yourself and be able to place value on words spoken. 
This is who I am; I enjoy many things in this life and you can find me Cooking great meals, getting down on the dance floor, lifting weights, well groomed, and enjoying the outdoors...this includes but not limited to jogging, music feastivals, rafting, snowboarding, and yes I have been sky diving. I love driving, just an after thought I'm driving to Kansas city this week. I mean why have a nice car and Not drive it. lol. Well this description is brief, yes, but I have to leave something to your imagination...


 

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from: Sasha Kaun 
to: vm6gm-2845877569@pers.craigslist.org
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:08 AM
subject: Athletic Latino - 27 (Lake county)


Hey boy!

A bit about me:
1.  I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
2.  I'm a fucking good person!
3.  This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Let me know if you are interested and I can send you a pic :)

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to:sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:14 AM
subject: Bronzer, me, alcohol

Ok waukegan area right? Shit yeah send me a pic asap

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun 
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:16 AM
subject: Re: Bronzer, me, alcohol
u like what u c?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:30 AM

Really is that your pic. I mean yeah it looks real nice.

Sent from my iPhone

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rom: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:31 AM
subject: Re:

cairo, yea thats me.  u likey?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:35 AM
subject: Cairo

You could so pass for snooki and I mean that in a good way. That awesome.

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:39 AM
subject: Re: Cairo

i get that a lot.

tell me bout u!

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:47 AM
subject: About me

I've been in this area for awhile it doesn't compare to Milwaukee but my work is here so I made the transition here so far so good. Call my work I'm just so you know I do structural steel fabrication\welding. I am 27 years old how about you?

send me a funny face pic of you

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:53 AM
subject: Re: About me

u likey?














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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:00 AM
subject: Starbucks

Green bay and grand. Meet and greet. I'm lovin your skin tone. Well let me know I'm running out to Lafitness for awhile. Hit me up whenever though serious.
Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:04 AM
subject: Re: Starbucks

Even though I just met u, u seems like the perfect juicehead gorilla for me. And I kinda wanna have sex with u already!

problem is, every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. if we go to a party, i have to poop, if i go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop

but hopefuly everything is ok.  wat time u want 2 meet?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:06 AM
subject: Poop or no poop

Meet @ 6.  8475325459 I can send it to your phone if you'd like?
Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:50 AM
subject: Re: Poop or no poop

if we're gonna like, a smush, u gotta put lotion on your butt.  k?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:53 AM
subject: Mmh

You put the lotion on for me lol. Smush define.

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:59 AM
subject: Re: Mmh

I like to smush!  so just stop caring and fuck me!

c u 2night! 6.  starbucks.  Green bay and grand.


Sunday, January 15, 2012

Texting Law

From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Saturday, January 14, 2012 11:05 AM
To: Dave Cheatham
Subject: Texting Law

Hello State Representative Cheatham,

I am writing to tell you that I support the Indiana legislation banning the use of cell phones while operating a motor vehicle.  I would also propose similar legislation banning the use of cell phones while intoxicated.  Or perhaps it is currently a law I am unaware of since you can't drink and drive, you can't drive and text, so by the transitive property you can't drink and text.  Please let me know the details.

I do have a few questions regarding this new texting law.  I agree that it is far too distracting for people to be trying to text on their phone while driving.  It is just far too difficult for people to do so while still concentrating on the road.  However, does this law ban sexting while driving?  It has been my experience that I can easily sext.  It is far less difficult to snap a quick picture than it is to type a series of letters.  I can't count the number of times in a week where I send a picture of my "junk" to friends, neighbors, Conor, etc.  I just want to make sure that I am able to sext while driving without violating this new law.

Please let me know if I am able to continue to sext while driving.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha Kaun

ps.  I voted for you!


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from: Dave Cheatham DCHEATHA@iga.in.gov
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Sat, Jan 14, 2012 at 11:30 PM
subject: RE: Texting Law



Sasha,

The new law prohibits sending messages while driving, whether texting or sexting.  You should be careful about sending inappropriate pictures of yourself over the net.  It may violate obscenity laws, which would get federal agents involved.  More importantly, these pictures can be circulated around the net and can never be removed.  Someday you may apply for a job and not be able to be hired because of your pictures showing up in your file.

Be careful.
Dave Cheatham

P.S.
I did a search on your name and no such person is listed as a voter in this District.