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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

New Bristol Business

From: Sasha Kaun []
Sent: Thursday, August 19, 2010 3:00 PM
Subject: New Bristol Business

Hello DECD,

I am looking to bring a series of magic machine booths to Bristol, CT. The name of my business is "HAIR FOR NOW! VIAGRA FOR LATER" These magic machine booths will be placed in specifically targeted areas and will focus on those headed out on a date or special occasion.

Imagine for a second that you are bald. Or perhaps you know a loved one who suffers from baldness. Millions of Americans are bald. In addition, no bald Presidents have been elected in over 50 years (although I am hoping that Vin Diesel runs for President. He's a great actor just like Reagan). There is a stigma about being bald. That is where my magic machine booths come into play. On your way to your date, you hop into one of my booths. A large full-length photo of Tiffani Amber Thiessen (Saved by the Bell version, not the bad girl 90210 vixen version) drops down. She asks what color hair you want, for example, brown. You then pay with your credit card, Tiffani goes back up, and a brown wig appears. It is both a magic trick and a vending machine. A magic machine! Then, Tiffani will drop down again and ask if you need any Viagra. Talking to Tiffani, you should be able to tell if you will need any or not. If you do, simply insert your credit card, Tiffani will wish you luck and goes back up, and a Viagra will appear. More magic from this machine!

I believe this is a great business opportunity for me as well as the city of Bristol. My demographic research has responded well to Bristol as well as Tiffani. I plan to start out small with only 150 magic machine booths, but hope to expand to well over 7,000 within 5 years. I would like to act as quickly as possible before my largest competitor, "60 Second Hair and a 5 Hour Erection", moves in. Please let me know what I will need to do to begin business and any permits I will need. I want to make it clear that two people will not fit into one of these booths. It is strictly an intimate solo encounter with Tiffani.

Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha Kaun


fromScott, Andrea
dateFri, Aug 20, 2010 at 12:00 PM
subjectRE: New Bristol Business


In regards to your email to the Connecticut Department of Economic and Community Development (DECD) regarding establishing a business (magic machine booths) in Bristol, Connecticut, please contact the following individual:

Rosita Forte-Dobson, Esq..
Business Development Specialist
Small Business Development Center (SBDC)
505 Hudson Street
Hartford, CT 06106

Rosita assists small business by providing business advise through free professional counseling and technical assistance. She can also direct you to resources regarding licensing and permits.

I have cc'd Rosita Dobson on this email, so she will be expecting your call. I wish you success in your business endeavor! If you are unable to contact Rosita please do not hesitate to contact me directly at 860.270.8051.




fromDobson, Rosita (SBDC)
toSasha Kaun <>
dateFri, Aug 20, 2010 at 12:33 PM

Dear Sasha:

I am attaching a link to the Small Business Development Center website where you can request free business counseling with the CT SBDC.

This is required as a part of our official client intake process.

1. Please go to our website and fill in an electronic request for counseling – here is how:

· Go to

· Click on Offices and staff tab on top

· Choose your town from the drop down menu under the map on the right

· Click Go

· Click on the orange rectangle 'Workshops and Online Request for counseling'

· On the next screen, click on 'Online Request for counseling' again (next to the Check mark)

· Enter your email address and start filling in the request - some information (all confidential) about your company and select the areas you need assistance in.

· Once the request is filled and sent in the system, we will see it and a counselor assigned to your region will contact you.

2. Are you working with a business attorney? I caution you in how you proceed with your idea. There may be some copyright infringement issues associated with using a picture of a celebrity without permission or using the photograph for “exploitative purposes” (see internet links below):

(copy & paste into your internet browser)

Using the Name or Likeness of Another

In most states, you can be sued for using someone else's name, likeness, or other personal attributes without permission for an exploitative purpose. Usually, people run into trouble in this area when they use someone's name or photograph in a commercial setting, such as in advertising or other promotional activities. But, some states also prohibit use of another person's identity for the user's own personal benefit, whether or not the purpose is strictly commercial. There are two distinct legal claims that potentially apply to these kinds of unauthorized uses: (1) invasion of privacy through misappropriation of name or likeness ("misappropriation"); and (2) violation of the right of publicity. (The "right of publicity" is the right of a person to control and make money from the commercial use of his or her identity.)

(copy & paste into your internet browser)

3. Making Photos of People

3.1 What should you bear in mind when photographing people?

There is no general legal requirement to obtain someone’s authorization to take his or her photograph. However, there are situations where photography can infringe on important social interests such as national security, protection of children, right of privacy, etc. Most of these situations are strictly controlled by national laws and regulations. Irrespective of the legalities, there are also some things a photographer should not photograph for ethical reasons. Certain photographs of people may amount to exploiting the persons concerned or misrepresenting the truth. If you, as a photographer, know the law and one’s legal rights, you will also be in a better position to find solutions that minimize your legal risks.

Often, you may be free to take a photograph of a person, but the way the image is used may give the person shown in the photograph a right to take legal action.

If you have questions, please feel free to contact me at 860-270-8178.

Yours truly,


fromSasha Kaun <>
to"Scott, Andrea"
dateMon, Aug 23, 2010 at 4:17 PM
subjectRe: New Bristol Business

Hello Andrea,

Ms. Dobson stated I might be infringing on Tiffani's likeness; however, I have not heard from her regarding my follow-up questions. It was stated I may be infringing on Tiffani's rights by using her picture. Therefore, I will not use her picture. Instead I will use a picture of a girl that looks similar, but has much bigger breasts, thus a different person. Also, instead of a tight Bayside High t-shirt, she will be wearing a Valley High t-shirt. Tiffani would never wear a Valley shirt so this should alleviate the Tiffani likeness problem. Let me know if you still think it will be a problem.

Also, I am thinking of adding music to my booths. Is there any restriction toward music being played or permits I would need. I would prefer to use the 06010 theme-song.

Again, thank you for you assistance. It is refreshing to have someone help that is so knowledgable on all the permits and requirements. Do you think I am aiming too low with only 150 magic machine booths? Again, I would like to move a quickly as possible to enter the market before my main competitor "60 Second Hair and a 5 hour erection" enters the market.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha Kaun


fromScott, Andrea
toSasha Kaun <>
cc"Dobson, Rosita (SBDC)"
dateTue, Aug 24, 2010 at 8:27 AM


I am pleased that you are working with Rosita Dobson from the Small Business Development Center. Please continue to direct your project related questions directly to Rosita. If you are unable to reach her, I will be happy to touch base with her on your behalf. I will give her a call today and regarding your questions.


Andrea Scott, Director
Office of Business & Industry Development
Department of Economic and Community Development
505 Hudson Street
Hartford, CT 06106
(860) 270-8051 - Telephone
(860) 270-8055 - Fax
fromSasha Kaun <>
to"Scott, Andrea"
dateWed, Aug 25, 2010 at 11:50 AM
subjectRe: New Bristol Business


Were you able to reach out to Rosita? I have not heard back from her. Is she alright? I would let her have a complimentary visit to one of my magic machines, but she doesn't seem like the target demographic. Perhaps a fruit basket instead?

Please let me know as soon as possible.

Have a good day,


From: Scott, Andrea []
Sent: Monday, August 30, 2010 7:59 AM
To: Dobson, Rosita (SBDC)
Subject: FW: New Bristol Business

We have to discuss how to handle this.


fromDobson, Rosita (SBDC)
toSasha Kaun" <>
cc"Scott, Andrea"
dateMon, Aug 30, 2010 at 12:56 PM
subjectRE: New Bristol Business

Dear Mr. Kaun:

Please refer to the e-mail that I sent to you dated 8-20-2010 which outlines the process for your starting a business in Connecticut. I have attached that e-mail for reference.

a. The primary issues that you will initially need to address are licenses and permits for your type of business within the Town of Bristol and the State of CT. I am re-sending you the contact information again for CT Licensing Center. They can direct you about the various licenses and permits that will be required for your specific kind of business. Information on “How to Start A Business In CT can be found on the website –

You can also speak with a counselor if you have questions by contacting CT Smart Start at 1-800-392-212. These services are free.

b. Because you are thinking of locating your business within the Town of Bristol, I recommend that you contact the Town of Bristol as to their specific permits, licenses, and zoning requirements. The contact information is as follows:

Assessor’s Office
111 North Main Street
Bristol, Ct. 06010

Tele: 860-584-6240

c. I also recommend that you take advantage of the free business counseling that is provided by SCORE at the Bristol Chamber of Commerce. They can discuss the feasibility of your business idea, and furthermore, offer you the one-on-one counseling that you seem to require at this time. Their contact information is as follows:

Bristol SCORE Office

Chamber of Commerce, 200 Main Street, 1st Floor

Bristol, CT 06010-6527

(860) 584-4718 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting

Yours truly,

Friday, August 20, 2010

Birthday party

fromSasha Kaun <>
dateMon, Aug 16, 2010 at 9:17 PM
subjectBirthday Party

Hello Rebecca,

My son's 8th birthday party is scheduled for November 6th. I promised him that Tim Tebow would show up at his party. Fortunately, this date falls on the Broncos bye week so I know Tim will be available. Tim is my son's favorite football player. He even recently got the Tim Tebow haircut.

Please tell Tim to contact me so I can give him directions. He will also receive a free lunch (thinking sloppy joe sandwiches or corn-on-the-cob) as well as all the cake and ice cream he wants. I will just need him for "Pin the Heisman Trophy on the Tebow", pinata supervision, and some light recreation. No foreplay will be involved.

Please let me know what I need to do to get in touch with Tim or have him contact me. Also, do you think I should serve sloppy joe or corn-on-the-cob?

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.


fromVillanueva, Rebecca
toSasha Kaun <>
dateTue, Aug 17, 2010 at 10:15 AM
subjectRE: Birthday Party

We appreciate your wanting Tim to visit your son’s birthday party over weekend in early November. I’m sure it is a very important occasion to your son and your entire family. As much as Tim wishes he could visit every child that is a fan of his it is impossible. His schedule is very demanding and even on BYE weekend’s doesn’t allow for much free time.

I hope you and your family enjoy the November 6th weekend. If you’d like to provide your son’s name and address we will be certain to mail him some Broncos goodies for his big day.

Thank you.


Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Bloomington Visit

fromSasha Kaun <>
dateSun, Aug 15, 2010 at 7:04 PM
subjectBloomington visit


I am the President of the Bob Seger Fan Club, California chapter. We are huge Bob Seger fans and are always looking to visit museums, tributes, statues, and concert halls in which he performed. As a result, I am planning a group of roughly 100 members to visit Bloomington, IN on October 12-14. We plan to spend two of these days at Night Moves. Have you been there? Do you think this is enough time to spend at Night Moves? We want to get the full experience with lots of interactive exhibits and in-your-face action. Obviously, we are dedicated fans of Bob Seger and want to go all in. We do not have any plans for the final day. Do you have any recommendations? Also, where do you recommend getting hotel reservations?

Please let me know if two days will be enough to get the full experience at Night Moves and what else you recommend.

I look forward to hearing from you.
Sasha Kaun


fromErin Erdmann
dateTue, Aug 17, 2010 at 8:39 AM
subjectBloomington Visit

Hi Sasha,

Thank you for taking the time to contact the Bloomington Visitors Center. I have to be completely honest with you however, Night Moves is a gentleman's club. To my knowledge, Bob Seger has never performed in that facility, it simply has the same name as one of his most famous songs.

Furthermore, the weekend of October 14-16 is a home football weekend at Indiana University. Hotel availability is generally limited and the rates are considerably higher because it is a special event weekend.

I hate to burst your balloon on making the trek to Bloomington but felt it necessary to be as honest with you as possible. I'm more than happy to speak with you over the phone if you have any questions. My direct line is 812-355-7723.

Kind Regards,

Erin Erdmann

Bloomington, IN Convention & Visitors Bureau