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Monday, April 27, 2009

Great Idea For America

fromSasha Kaun
dateFri, Apr 10, 2009 at 8:48 PM
subjectGreat Idea For America

Senator Zaun,

I have a great idea for America. I think it can make the best country in the world even better. A really super-country. I recently had my house toilet papered by local high school students. This did not please me. It also didn't please me when it rained and I had to clean it up the next day. I wasn't able to watch the NASCAR race because I had to clean up this mess. Needless to say, am very upset. But I have found a solution.

My suggestion: Build a colony for children (I am thinking North and South Dakota). At the age children would normally attend kindergarten, they will be sent to this colony. It is REQUIRED that they go. The LAW! It is here that all American children will attend schooling. These children will learn discipline. They will remain in this colony until the age of 18 when they will be required to join the US Military for 3 years. Following duty, they will be able to attend college or start their occupation.

I think this is great for everyone. The citizens of North and South Dakota will be able to relocate somewhere that isn't boring. American children will have access to the best education and will learn much needed discipline. And I won't get toilet papered anymore.

Please let me know what you think of this idea and how long it would take to implement.



fromZaun, Brad [LEGIS]
toSasha Kaun
dateWed, Apr 15, 2009 at 8:25 PM
subjectRE: [PROBABLY SPAM] Great Idea For America


Thanks so much for making me laugh today!



fromSasha Kaun
to"Zaun, Brad [LEGIS]"
dateWed, Apr 15, 2009 at 11:06 PM
subjectRe: [PROBABLY SPAM] Great Idea For America


I'm not sure what you mean.



fromZaun, Brad [LEGIS]
toSasha Kaun
dateThu, Apr 16, 2009 at 12:35 AM
subjectRE: [PROBABLY SPAM] Great Idea For America

I’m sorry Sasha. I have just been reading so many emails tonight on so many issues and when I came to yours, it made me smile. I don’t know if we could legally move kindergarteners, but maybe 16 or seventeen year olds. (just kidding)

I hope the next few rains will take care of your problem. I know when we got TP’d it was a pain to clean up for sure. My poor wife had a few garbage bags full, and was none too pleased.( It’s really hard to get out of the tall trees.)

Anyway, I hope this explains better what I meant.


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