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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

McFaddens Promotional Assistant

fromSasha Kaun
dateFri, Apr 10, 2009 at 4:21 PM
subjectMcFaddens Promotional Assistant


I am applying for position of Promotional Assistant. I have attached my picture per your request. I have already thought of several promotional ideas.

1. Super-Soaker Night. Girls get in free for wearing a white t-shirt. All drinks are served in a super-soaker. Guys can either drink the beverages they have ordered or share them with the girls. Everybody wins!
2. Sammy Sosa Performance Enhancement Night - On this night, all the drinks will be spiked with crushed Cialis. Everybody wins!
3. Catch that Farter Night - Someone in the bar will be emitting a very foul odor. Pungent. Just really nasty. Whoever correctly identifies the crop duster will have a free tab.

Please let me know what I need to do to apply for this position. I want to get started as soon as possible.

Sasha Kaun

Sasha Picture.jpg

fromGmail 1
toSasha Kaun
dateMon, Apr 13, 2009 at 1:45 PM
subjectRE: McFaddens Promotional Assistant

Hi Sasha!

I would love to have you in to chat about being our minister of hospitality. This position pretty much is the male version of me, but we focus on you throwing the party!!!

Are you available this week?

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