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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Concentration Camp

To: broome-tioga@chadd.net
From: Sasha Kaun 
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 8:49 AM
Subject: Attention Deficit Disorder


Hello CHADD,

I am in dire need of your help.  I have heard that you will be able to advise me.  I believe my son, JaMarcus RayShawn, has a critical case of ADD.  He has trouble keeping attention or following directions.  As a result he is constantly following behind in his schoolwork.  Therefore, I would like to send him to a concentration camp and I was informed that German ones typically have the best results.  I have heard that the treatment he will receive are specifically designed to eliminate any lack of focus.  What are the top concentration camps you recommend?

While I fear he will cry and beg not to be sent away from his family (and it will be very hard on me as well), it is important that he be treated.  I fear his ADD is not only detrimental to his present, but also his future.  He performed very poorly in school this semester.

This is just like the movie Heavyweights, except for ADD kids instead of fat kids.  Please give me any helpful information possible on concentration camps to send JaMarcus RayShawn.

Thank you in advance,
Sasha

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From: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-tioga@chadd.net>
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 10:39 AM
To: Sasha Kaun


Sasha,

First of all, I take personal offense to the Concentration Camp reference!!!

If you have any questions in the future about ADD/HD, please contact your family doctor for help.

Judy
CHADD Coordinator

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From: Sasha Kaun 
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 12:07 PM
To: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-tioga@chadd.net>
Judy,

I am sorry.  I forgot in the political correctness of today's society, concentration camps are now referred to as Attention Rehabilitation Centers or ARC.  I am under a lot of stress at work and I have been limited on time since The Bachelor started (it is a 2 hour show).  I sincerely apologize, but nevertheless, I would prefer your recommendations.  I have already gotten JaMarcus (we have dropped the RayShawn until his concentration levels have increased.  It is a relatively long name for a young child) a passport so he will be able to freely travel overseas.

If you could be so kind as to inform me of you recommendations as soon as possible.  Let me know if you need any additional information.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thank you,
Sasha

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From: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-tioga@chadd.net>
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 12:20 PM
To: Sasha Kaun


I don't know where to refer you as I have no idea where you live.  Please contact CHADD.org for future help.

Judy

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From: Sasha Kaun 
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 12:29 PM
To: Broome Tioga CHADD <broome-ioga@chadd.net>


Judy,

I live in Binghamton, but I am not looking for just a local concentration camp.  I am looking for the best concentration camp in the world to send JaMarcus, and I was told these are located in Germany.  I was informed that you would have information to give me about these camps.  I was told that the doctors at these camps eliminated the problem the majority of the time which is what appealed to me.

Please let me know if you will be able to help me.  Again, I am just looking for ARC recommendations and was told you could provide me with information.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha

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fromTim MacGeorge tim_macgeorge@chadd.org
to Sasha Kaun
dateThu, Jan 20, 2011 at 1:18 PM
subjectRe: Attention Deficit Disorder



Dear Sasha,

As you can see, your email conversation with the coordinator of the local CHADD group in Binghamton, NY has been forwarded to us here at CHADD and the National Resource Center on ADHD.

If you are looking for resources in order to help you deal with your child’s ADHD, please visit our web site atwww.help4adhd.org or contact us by phone at the toll-free number below to speak with one of our health information specialists.  If you have not already done so, please also be sure to follow the advice already given and discuss your child’s needs for ADHD treatment with his pediatrician.

Just to reinforce what has already been said, the use of the term “concentration  camp” is completely incorrect (and inappropriate) and no legitimate treatment center, hospital, or camp which provides interventions for the diagnosis or treatment of ADHD would refer to itself with this term. 

Thank you and best wishes.

Tim MacGeorge

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Timothy MacGeorge, M.S.W.
Director,
National Resource Center on AD/HD: A Program of CHADD
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Saturday, September 3, 2011

Ronnie's Discipline


fromSasha Kaun 
toktunnell@scsk12.org
dateMon, Aug 29, 2011 at 9:35 PM
subjectRonnie's Discipline



Hello Mrs. Tunnell,

I received notice today that Ronnie brought in one of my sex toys to school today.  I have spoken with him and explained to him that the toys in Mommy's bedroom are not for him to play with and especially not for him to take into school, even toys depicting Sesame Street characters.  Big Bird needs to stay in Mommy's room and Ronnie can play with his toys.  He has been disciplined accordingly (he will still be allowed dinner).

Please keep me informed if Ronnie has any other disciplinary issues.

Thanks,
Sasha

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Sasha,
I am so sorry to tell you this but Ronnie is not my student.  I am so sorry for your mishap.
Most sincerely,
Kim Tunnell


from
kim tunnell ktunnell@scsk12.org
toSasha Kaun 
dateTue, Aug 30, 2011 at 9:33 AM
subjectRe: Ronnie's Discipline

Secret Fort Wayne

fromSasha Kaun
togeorge@secretfortwayne.com
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 6:22 PM
subjectSecret Fort Wayne

Hello George,

My name is Sasha Kaun.  I am very interested in purchasing Secret Fort Wayne.  I have some great ideas in mind and would very much like to purchase it.  Please let me know what details you can provide.

Thank you,
Sasha Kaun

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fromGeorge Turkette georgeturkette@gmail.com
toSasha Kaun 
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 6:33 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne


Hi Sasha,

The sale will include all intellectual property to the purchaser. This includes, all printed material artwork, website domain(s), which includesecretfortwayne.com and fortwaynetreasurehunt.com. All concepts, existing website content, passwords, and transfer of the Facebook including all other Facebook pages for other secret cities, which include the following cities:

Warsaw, IN - Angola, IN - Columbia City, IN - Huntington, IN (active)
Muncie, IN & Bloomington, IN (not active)

The total number of fans for the active pages are as follows:
Fort Wayne - 9338
Huntington - 1805
Columbia City - 637
Warsaw - 1160
Angola - 407
Total number of fans = 13347

(numbers are as of last month)

Valuation metrics:


“The figure of 1 fan = 20 extra visits to a website uses a unique methodology that combines Hitwise data with data from social media experts Techlightenment. We took the top 100 retailers ranked in the Hitwise Shopping and Classifieds category and benchmarked visits to those websites against the number of fans those brands had on their Facebook page. We then also looked at the propensity for people to search for those retail brands after a visit to Facebook using our Search Sequence tool.”

According to a study by Syncapse, the average Facebook fan is worth $136.38. (PDF link).

story in Adweek pointed out the annual value of one Facebook van is $3.60, citing a report by Social Media Specialist Vitrue.

Based on the latter numbers, it could have a value to someone that effectively used it to market products and/or services of $48,049 annually.

The asking price is as follows:

Contract sale: $7500
Terms: 12 monthly payments of $625

Cash sale: $5500

We're in the process of listing it with a business broker, so if you can let us know soon, that would be desirable, as the price will be higher with them to cover their cost.

If you have any more questions, please feel free to email me back! 

Thanks,
George Turkette

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fromSasha Kaun 
toGeorge Turkette
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 6:45 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne

Thank you for the quick reply.  Would you be open to negotiation?

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fromGeorge Turkette georgeturkette@gmail.com
toSasha Kaun 
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 6:49 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne

No problem. I would absolutely be open to negotiation. 

George Turkette

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fromSasha Kaun 
toGeorge Turkette
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 6:59 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne

George,

Perfect!  I appreciate your open attitude.  Would you accept a straight-up trade for ihateconor.com.  This website has a steady increase in viewers and there is no shortage of individuals that hate Conor.  In fact, I have hated Conor for almost 8 years now and I have become tired from it.  I feel this a great opportunity for both of us.  Please let me know what you think.

Thanks,
Sasha Kaun

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fromGeorge Turkette georgeturkette@gmail.com
toSasha Kaun
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 7:03 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne

No thanks. 


George Turkette 
Guitar Tech | Stage Manager
Sent from my iPhone 

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fromSasha Kaun
toGeorge Turkette
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 7:06 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne

Ok.  I just want to make sure that you have fully viewed the site first.  We have people who hate Conor in over 20 states and several countries.  There is a global hate of Conor.  Please let me know your thoughts.

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fromGeorge Turkette georgeturkette@gmail.com
toSasha Kaun 
dateThu, Aug 25, 2011 at 7:10 PM
subjectRe: Secret Fort Wayne

It is for sale for serious bidders only. Have a great day


George Turkette 
Guitar Tech | Stage Manager
Sent from my iPhone 

Musical Performance Confirmation


fromSasha Kaun 
toasu@gammaphibetaasu.com
dateMon, Aug 22, 2011 at 7:50 PM
subjectMusical Performance confirmation



Hello Alyson,

I am writing to confirm my musical performance this Saturday, August 27, at Gamma Phi Beta at 1 pm.  Again, my performance is entitled "Tiger Woods Receives a Blow Job".  It will feature a hypothetical, mixed-racial, star golfer receiving approximately 17 blow jobs.  The blow jobs will not be seen by the audience (unless you would prefer that, in which case I would need to adjust choreography, especially during the grand finale).  I do incorporate the audience in the majority of my show.  The entire show lasts 102 minutes, although I can make it last 109 minutes if you prefer I add the encore where a hypothetical Swedish, blonde model chases the golfer with a golf club.  The musical is set to the music of "Hootie & the BLOWfish" (pun always intended).  Again, this musical has previously performed at the Sweet Fanny Adams theatre in Gatlinburg.  Please confirm as I will be arriving around noon on Saturday to Gamma Phi Beta.


I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha Kaun

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fromGamma Phi Beta President asugphibpresident@gmail.com
toSasha Kaun 
cckelly@balthazors.com
dateTue, Aug 23, 2011 at 3:01 AM
subjectRe: Musical Performance confirmation

Hello Sasha,

Thank you for your interest however we do not have you on the calendar at this time, nor do we have room for on our calendar.  I apologize if you are under the impression that you have a performance with us this weekend however that is not the case.

Thank you,
Alyson Swarm

--
President 
Gamma Phi Beta
Beta Kappa Chapter
Arizona State University 


Friday, September 2, 2011

Missing Ring

From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2011 7:22 PM
To: Tim Hughes thughes@indyindians.com
Subject: Missing ring

Hello, I attended the Indianapolis Indians game on August 19 with a lady companion of mine. I must have been so distraught my the 4-2 loss, that I failed to notice my wedding ring had fallen out of my pocket. It is a standard gold wedding band with the words death do us part or something engraved on the inside. I have already checked the hotel and they do not have it. Have you seen this ring? I am unsure how to explain to my wife how I lost my ring. If you have any suggestions, please let me know this as well.

Thanks,

Sasha Kaun

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From: Tim Hughes
Sent: Friday, August 19, 2011 10:26 PM
To: Julie Rumschlag
Subject: FW: Missing ring


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from: Julie Rumschlag jrumschlag@indyindians.com
to:: Sasha Kaun
date: Sat, Aug 20, 2011 at 10:41 AM
subject: RE: Missing ring
 
Sasha,
 
Unfortunately I do not have good news; we have not had a ring turned into us. I have checked our lost & found this morning and made the cleaning crew aware of the situation last night before they started to clean, but no luck. I am sorry we are not of much help. Not sure how my husband would explain this to me so I wish you the best of luck. If something turns up today as we prepare for this evenings game, I will be in touch.
 
Julie
 
Julie (Fischer) Rumschlag l Office Manager
Indianapolis Indians at Victory Field
501 W. Maryland Street, Indianapolis, IN 46225
(317) 269-3542 x271
http://www.indyindians.com/
BASEBALL Up Close

Old Oaken Bucket

from: Sasha Kaun
to: mjb@purdue.edu
date: Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 12:09 PM
subject: Old Oaken Bucket

Hello Morgan,

I am a 1980 graduate of Purdue. My son will be attending Purdue this fall. He will be a freshman and is scheduled to move in on August 13. While I will be helping him with this move-in process I had hoped to stop by and get my picture taken with the Old Oaken Bucket. Please let me know where this is located so I can make the appropriate arrangements.
Thank you in advance and BOILER UP!

Sasha
Purdue Class of '80
 
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from: Burke, Morgan J. mjb@purdue.edu
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Wed, Jul 13, 2011 at 12:26 PM
subject: Re: Old Oaken Bucket

Unfortunately they won the last one so you will need to wait until November when we bring it home!

Morgan


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