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Monday, March 8, 2010

Race Relations

fromSasha Kaun <>
toACLU-NJ Legal Intake
dateTue, Mar 2, 2010 at 12:51 PM
subjectRace Relations


I was told to contact your organization about race relations. I am very excited I found your organizations and would like to inquire about membership. Additionally, I would like to provide several suggestions to improving race relations.

1. If a driver causes a car to crash, they must pay for their damages. Drivers would think twice about spinning cars.
2. If a driver causes a car to crash, they are penalized a set number of points (say 100), and those points are given to the cars you wrecked.
3. Jimmie Johnson becomes the official police officer of NASCAR. He is too good. No one can beat him. Therefore, he would drive a police car and if a driver cuts off another driver or speeds down pit lane he will put them over and issue them a warning or a ticket depending on the severity.
4. Turn signals. 200 miles and hour and you are not using turn signals? Seriously? Got to have them. This improves race relations because drivers no longer will cut off other drivers.
5. If a driver lets you in, then it should be common courtesy for you to give the thank-you wave.

Please let me know what you think of these ideas. Also, please let me know what I will need to do to join your organization. Thanks!


fromACLU-NJ Legal Intake
to"sasha" <>
dateTue, Mar 2, 2010 at 1:59 PM
subjectRE: Your Request for Assistance from ACLU-NJ

Dear Sasha:

What do you mean by "race relations"? Are you talking about racial discrimination or race car driving? If it is the latter, we have no opinion on the subject. The American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey deals with cases where civil liberties and/or civil rights have been violated. We have nothing to do with race car driving.


A. Herrarte
Intake Manager

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