The best race

	from	Sasha Kaun
to		joseph@theknightsparty.com
date		Sun, Feb 14, 2010 at 12:14 PM
subject		The best race

Hello,

I think your organization is silly and ignorant. I am just trying to determine why your organization thinks one race is better than the others. They all make up the NASCAR schedule. I must say though, after watching the finish of the Daytona 500, I have determined that it is a great race. But it doesn't take away from Watkins Glen, which is also a great race. Has your organization changed its stance on the best race? I agree that the Daytona 500 is great. If God drove a racecar, I believe he would agree that the Daytona 500 was indeed a great race. In fact, God himself, in 2001 needed a new driver in Heaven so he took one of Earth's greatest drivers and took him to Heaven to be his own personal chauffeur. This played into my decision to proclaim the Daytona 500 as a great race. I am not selfish or ignorant. If I were, would I be acting in a film with Edward Burns and David Cross? I think not. These are great actors and wouldn't tolerate selfishness or ignorance. I am just trying to determine why the KKK believes one race is better than another. In the end, all the races make up an equal part of the NASCAR schedule. You really can't say that one race is better than another. Every race is a great race! Bristol. Talladega. The Brickyard. All these are great races. Do you agree? Why do you insist that one of these races is better than the others?

Sasha

p.s. You look stupid in your costume.

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from	joseph@theknightsparty.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 11:34 AM
subject		Re: The best race

Hello Sasha


This is the KKK responding. I can't really compare NASCAR and football
with race but race is the number one issue in America let's not try and
deny it. 90% of America's problem's have to deal with race.There was a
time in the world were white people controlled the un-civil world and
brought innovation and wonder's to the world.Know with disgusting
non-white's running the country we have more problem's and not to
mention a negro as president drunk with power and corruption. Our time
is coming Sasha.You live in America Sasha do you not? Well go to Africa
or Mexico and see how those filth bag's live and compare to an organicly
White built country and analize it if your really curious on the
movement.The black race is a corrupt race of mayhem and anarchy not to
mention this month is black history month if we can't have a white
history month why should they have a black history month.All they know
how to do is play basketball ,foot ball or baseball.And that's about
it.So go figure.



From the Knight's of the Ku Klux Klan

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	from	Sasha Kaun
to		joseph@theknightsparty.com
date		Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 1:33 PM
subject		Re: The best race

If you and your organization were a NASCAR driver you'd probably be Mike "Ignorance is" Bliss, but that would be unfair to Mike. But you'd probably win about the same number of races. Zero. BoombabyIYA.

Your giant cock

from	Sasha Kaun
to		mstrand@milwaukee.org
date		Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 8:05 PM
subject		Your giant cock

Hello,

My name is Sasha. I am from Russia. I plan to visit Milwaukee early this Summer. I am a big fan of huge cocks. Usually, I like to travel to places with huge cocks. My favorite cocks were in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and several across the USA because they were so large. I have taken pictures of the biggest cocks in the world and am putting together a memory book. I just love cities with huge cocks. Wherever you are in the city, you can always just look up and see them. Does Milwaukee have the biggest cock you have ever seen? I can't wait to see the cock of Rockwell. What is the best route to see this cock? Can I take a train, bus, or taxi cab? I hope to see the big cock during the day and also come back for a night time viewing. Also, how close can I get to the cock? Can I touch it? I know in Saudi Arabia I was not allowed to go near or touch the giant cock, but usually in the USA I could do almost anything with it. Please let me know the answers to my questions as I would like to get the most pleasure out of your cock that I can. Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you.

Sasha

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	from	Maria Strand
to		sasha.kaun24@gmail.com
date		Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 10:49 PM
subject		Re: Your giant cock

Please tell me you are referring to a clock in your emal . . . You know, of the tick rock fashion . . .

Maria

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Pants

	from	Sasha Kaun
to		aboatman@mioffice.com
date		Mon, Feb 15, 2010 at 6:35 PM
subject		Pants

Hello Adam,

Last night, I visited Have a Nice Day Cafe to drown my sorrows of Valentine's Day. First a little backstory. I flew to Denver on Friday to surprise my girlfriend for Valentine's Day weekend and to propose to her. I had a great plan. Dinner and movie (Valentine's Day). Have you seen the movie? I did, alone, because I had already purchased the tickets on Fandango. Is there anything sadder than going to that movie alone? But before dinner, I planned to walk into her apartment to surprise her and propose to her. The way I planned to propose to her was to give her a present. My dick in a box. Around my penis I tied on an engagement ring. So I cut a hole in the box, put my junk in the box, and planned to have her open the box. But when I walked into her apartment so was having sex with another man! It was terrible. Also, I hadn't planned on this so the ring around my penis was cutting off the circulation. It was a terrible weekend, which brings us to Sunday.

Sunday, I decided to get really drunk because I didn't have to work on Presidents Day (back to back holidays!). So I went to your establishment and enjoyed the night. However, I believe I left my pants in your bathroom. Did you find a pair of 32/32 Levi jeans with a Blackberry and a wallet? My driver's license is in the wallet. It has my name on it. It is a driver's license. I usually take my pants off when using the stall, but I must not have put them back on. They should be right in the stall.

Please let me know that you have found my pants and I will come over and pick them up.
Thanks,
Sasha

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	from	Adam Boatman
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 1:00 PM
subject		RE: Pants

Sasha,

Well, I'm honestly left with very little words but allow me to attempt to assist. First off, Have A nice Day cafe wasn't open on Sunday. Our neighbor, Tiki Bob's was open that night. So, I would suggest you contact them to locate your pants, cell phone and wallet.

On a side note, I'm terribly sorry about the situation but, for future reference, might I suggest you leave your pants on when your in the stall of a bar.

Good luck with everything and I hope you find your pants.

Adam

Kefir

	from	Sasha Kaun
to		edwards@lifeway.net

date		Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 9:20 PM
subject		Kefir

Hello Ed,

I am a huge fan of your kefir. I only purchase Lifeway kefir. Once I went to a grocery store and they were out of Lifeway kefir and I purchased a substitute. Big mistake! Even bigger than the time I decided to start wearing Ed Hardy shirts. I especially love your pomegranate kefir flavor.

The reason I am writing this email is I am looking to purchase a lot of kefir. I am looking to have Tiger Woods-esque escapades and would like to fill my waterbed with kefir. Due to my bed size, I will need roughly 187 gallons of kefir. Particularly pomegranate kefir. This is the flavor of kefir I would like to have my escapades on. I will accept strawberry as well, but I will NOT purchase Peach. Due to the large quantity of kefir I will need, I am looking to purchase in bulk. Please advise me of how much it will cost for roughly 187 gallons of pomegranate kefir.

Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.
Sasha Kaun

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from	Edward Smolyansky
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 10:01 PM
subject		Re: Kefir

Please send me a picture of your waterbed so we can exactly determine the dimensions and how much you will need.

Thanks.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		Edward Smolyansky
date		Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 10:07 PM
subject		Re: Kefir

Ed,

I find it rather odd that you would ask for particulars such as pictures of my bed. Do you often ask strangers for these sorts of pictures over the internet? Regardless, I have already measured and determined I will need 187 gallons of pomegranate kefir. I would just like to know the cost of these 187 gallons.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha

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	from	Edward Smolyansky
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:07 AM
subject		Re: Kefir

Hello we need you shipping address and phone number to continue to process this order. 187 gallons would be about $1,400 plus shipping so we need to know where this will be going.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		Edward Smolyansky
date		Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 3:18 PM
subject		Re: Kefir

Mr. Ed,

If at all possible, I would like to bring my own trucks to your plant to save on shipping costs. Do you know if you will be able to provide 187 gallons of pomegranate? What flavours do you find to be the best to perform Tiger Woods-esque escapades on? I may be willing to switch to another flavour.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha