Mexican Restaurant

from: Sasha Kaun
to: frederickcc@pldi.net
date: Wed, Feb 27, 2013 at 12:50 PM
subject: Mexican Restaurant


Hello Ms. Bennett,

I am writing to discuss a potential restaurant I am hoping to bring to Frederick.  I believe there is a void for a Mexican restaurant in Frederick and I am hoping to be a valuable member of the community.  While I am not of Mexican heritage, I do have over 20 years of experience in the restaurant industry.  The main cook will be my gardener, Jose Montezuma.  He previously worked at "La Luna es Blanca's" in Lincoln, but was fired due to an unfortunate turrets situation.  The name of my restaurant is "Montezuma's Revenge" as the restaurant will requite all the doubters that Jose has faced in his life time.

I believe that our food will leave a lasting impression on guests.  My goal would be for every citizen in Frederick to have Montezuma's Revenge at least once.  I plan on having an exciting, initial grand opening in an attempt to inflect a rapid fever throughout town.  Coupons!  Balloons!  C-3P0!  It will be fantastic.

Please let me know what I will need in order to start my restaurant.  I am hoping to be up and running by October 2013 and plan on hiring 8 full time employees and 10 part time employees.

Thank you,
Sasha Kaun

ps.  I know you are wondering, but Jose is a legal American citizen.  No need to worry.

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from: Frederick OK Chamber of Commerce
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Wed, Feb 27, 2013 at 1:09 PM
subject: Re: Mexican Restaurant


Thank you for contacting us!

I will be in touch soon.

Can you tell us where you reside now?
Do you have any ties to Frederick?  Do you have any thought of where you might house this restaurant?

We  had a Mexican restaurant start up last year, but sadly it has closed, but there might be the building and equipment available? I really don't know the situation.

Thanks
Sharon Bennett

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Frederick OK Chamber of Commerce
date: Wed, Feb 27, 2013 at 7:31 PM
subject: Re: Mexican Restaurant


Hi Sharon,

I currently reside in New Orleans, but am losing interest in the city due to the frequent hurricanes.  I have far less fear in tornadoes than I do hurricanes and believe Frederick to be the perfect area to raise my children.  In fact my grandfather, Cash Wyatt, lived in Frederick for a number of years.  Perhaps you remember him?  This is how I am familiar with Frederick from my visits as a child.  I was also supposed to move to Frederick after college but instead joined the Navy Seals.  We were locally known as the best animal-themed, synchronized swim team in Florida despite audience difficulty seeing us in our blue uniforms.

I was hoping to move into an existing building.  I do have some restaurant equipment, but I might be interested in purchasing additional equipment if it fits the business.  This will not be "Tex-Mex" food as I want it to be authentic.  At Montezuma's Revenge, I want people to feel like they are actually eating and drinking in Mexico.

You stated that you would be in touch soon so I am looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Frederick OK Chamber of Commerce
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Fri, Mar 1, 2013 at 3:55 PM
subject: Re: Mexican Restaurant


Sasha,

Thanks for the information.  If you are planning a trip to Frederick soon, let us know and we can visit some potential
sites.

Also, you may find this contact helpful in finding out how to set up a business here in Oklahoma:
They can work with you on business plans, loans, etc.

Morgan Gould, MBA
Business Development Specialist
Oklahoma Small Business Development Center
Southwestern Oklahoma State University-Lawton Satellite
711 SW D Ave, Ste 203
Lawton, OK 73501
Ph 580.248.4946 Fax 580.357.4964
mgould@oksbdc.org
www.osbdc.org
www.facebook.com/lawton.osbdc

Regards
Sharon Bennett

Bell's Palsy

From: sasha.kaun

Sent: Wednesday, March 28, 2012 8:48 PM
To: Web Email
Subject: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer

Hello,

I am writing to obtain information on one of your beers.  It is the Bell's Palsy.  I drank it while attending the Meat Manufacturing Convention in Chicago last year.  It is my second favorite beverage I have ever tasted (can't go wrong with milk).  However, the Bell's Palsy is not available in my native Russia, so I am very much looking forward to it at this year's convention.  Too be honest, last year I enjoyed it so much that I drank as much as I could, even to the point that I had trouble controlling myself.  This year I promise to be better behaved, but I wanted to verify that I will be able to obtain it in Chicago (late April).  I did not see the Bell's Palsy listed on your website.  I hope you have not discontinued it.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Josh Smith jsmith@bellsbeer.com

to:  sasha.kaun

date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 9:24 AM

subject: RE: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer

Dear Sasha:

Thank you for taking the time to contact us. I apologize that I have not responded sooner.

Bell’s Pale Ale is available year round and you should not have trouble finding it in Chicago when you visit. In fact, our Beer Finder can provide you with a list of places to start along with a Google map. I would caution however, that you may want to call ahead before you head out the door, as the results link to recent deliveries rather than real time results. Here is a direct link for your convenience: http://bellsbeer.com/brands/brand-finder/

If there is anything else I can help you with, please feel free to contact me directly.

Sincerely,

Josh Smith

Marketing Coordinator

Bell's Brewery, Inc.

8690 Krum Ave.

Galesburg, MI  49053

Office: 269-250-8836

Mobile: 269-330-4973

Email: jsmith@bellsbeer.com
Online: bellsbeer.com | Facebook | Twitter | Google+

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Josh Smith

date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 12:35 PM

subject: Re: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer

Josh,

First of all, your name is very American.  Your parents must be proud.

To be honest, I did not care for the Bell's Pale Ale.  It was a little too bitter for my liking.  In fact, I had inquired about the Bell's Palsy.  It was more of an amber ale, not a pale ale.  I took a picture of the bottle, but I dropped my Android in the Hudson River last November (long story) otherwise I would send it to you.  If you want, I can send you a picture of me after an evening of drinking Bell's Palsy.  My face was priceless.

Anyway, let me know as my convention is later this month.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from: Josh Smith jsmith@bellsbeer.com

to: Sasha Kaun

date: Wed, Apr 4, 2012 at 12:08 PM

subject: RE: Bell's Contact: Customer Service - Bell's beer

Sasha:

Unfortunately, I am unsure what other beer you could be referring to. We do not make a beer named “Palsy” and would never use a name so close to such a serious medical condition. If there are any other details you could offer about this beer you are inquiring about, please let me know and I will do my best to help you.

Sincerely,

Josh

Cash for Gold

from: Sasha Kaun
to: sollyscoins@comcast.net
date: Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 9:37 PM
subject: Cash for Gold
 
 
Hello,

I was told you pay Cash for Gold. Is this true? I would like to do this, if possible. Let me know, I drive near Waynedale each day for work.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from: sollyscoins@comcast.net
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 8:55 AM
subject: Re: Cash for Gold
 
If you mean "do we purchase gold?"---yes we do. You may call our shop at 747-0500 for our hours and directions.

Thanks for your inquiry!!!

Solly's Coins

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: sollyscoins@comcast.net
date: Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 5:25 PM
subject: Re: Cash for Gold

Solly,

I would very much like to do this. I would like to sell my Tracey Gold doll. It obviously does not weigh as much as I would like (I couldn't make her eat!), but at the current prices, I estimate the worth of this doll to be roughly $13,000. This is a rare Tracey Gold doll! I will sell it to you for only $5,000 (cash only!). Please let me know what you think of this very generous offer.

Thank you,
Sasha

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from: sollyscoins@comcast.net
to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 5:43 PM
subject: Re: Cash for Gold
 
I think you might be very confused. We buy gold coins & jewelry.


Thanks

March Madness - Wolfpack style

from: Sasha Kaun
to: d_yow@ncsu.edu
date: Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 8:34 PM
subject: March Madness - Wolfpack style

Hello Ms. Yow!,

First of all, let me congratulate you for the great job you have done for the university. Everyone has done their part! As an alumnus, I am EXTREMELY excited for State's run in the NCAA tournament. I haven't been this excited about Wolfpack athletics since 2011. I truly believe we can beat Kansas. They haven't won a meaningful game since Wilt Chamberlain was a Jayhawk. GO WOLFPACK!

Which brings me to my question. I will be attending the game on Friday in St. Louis. I would like to bring my pet wolf to the game. I have had my wolf as a pet for over 7 years now. His name is O'Charley named after the popular casual dining restaurant. I have an extra ticket for O'Charley to use but I wasn't sure about any policies St. Louis has about pets. I know they don't have a policy against some mammals as I have noticed on FOX that some football fans bring their pet rams to the games. O'Charley is potty trained and will not require any special attention. He is also a good luck charm. Oddly, he also enjoys high school tennis.

Please let me know if I should expect any difficulty in bringing O'Charley to St. Louis with me. I look forward to hearing from you and GO WOLFPACK!

Thanks,

Sasha

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from: dayow@ncsu.edu
to: sasha kaun
cc: chris_kingston@ncsu.edu
date: Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 10:10 PM
subject: Re: March Madness - Wolfpack style

Sasha,

I am glad you are supporting the Wolfpack here in Saint Louis.
That said, it would seem unlikely that the Dome would allow a pet wolf in the building. If I were you, I would call ahead to the Edward R. Jones Dome to ask that question...long before the game time.

Debbie Yow

Marlins Season Tickets

from: Sasha Kaun

to: RFilbert@marlins.com
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 12:55 PM
subject: Marlins Season Tickets

Rita,

I am writing to inquire about Marlins season tickets. As a Colts fan, I was very distraught that Peyton Manning retired from the Colts to pursue his baseball dream. It is my understanding that MJ did the same thing at the height of his career. I believe it was shortly after his Thriller album. However, I heard ESPN state that he was interested in Miami and even flew to Miami after the press conference yesterday. Therefore, I am looking to possibly purchase Marlins season tickets so I can watch my favorite athlete perform (I once met him at a Winn Dixie). I would like my seats to be as close to Peyton as possible. Please confirm what position Peyton will most likely play and which seats you would recommend. My guess is that he will use his laser rocket arm in the bullpen so I would want to sit nearest the bullpen. But based on Peyton's athleticism, I could see him playing 2nd base.

Let me know which tickets you recommend. I would be looking for two (2) tickets for the season (home games only).

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Rita Filbert RFilbert@marlins.com

to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 2:49 PM
subject: RE: Marlins Season Tickets

Dear Sasha:

Thank you for your interest in purchasing Marlins season tickets. Peyton Manning will not be playing baseball for the Miami Marlins. Please let me know if you still have interest in purchasing Marlins season tickets.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Rita Filbert

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Rita Filbert
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 7:07 PM
subject: Re: Marlins Season Tickets

Rita,

Will Peyton Manning be starting the season in AAA? While I think Peyton is a great athlete, I may be biased (Winn Dixie!!!). What is Miami's AAA affiliate? Please let me know who I should contact for AAA season tickets.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Rita Filbert RFilbert@marlins.com

to: Sasha Kaun
date: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 at 9:11 PM
subject: RE: Marlins Season Tickets

Sasha,

Peyton Manning will not be playing for the Miami Marlins nor for any of the Miami Marlins affiliates.

You may want to re-check your sources because I read Mr. Manning is still pursuing a career in football. The only reason Mr. Manning flew to Miami is because he has a home in Miami - he did not come to the Marlins.

Sincerely,
Rita Filbert

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from: Sasha Kaun

to: Rita Filbert
date: Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 6:48 AM
subject: Re: Marlins Season Tickets

Rita,

Can you say with 100% confidence that Peyton Manning will not be wearing a Miami jersey this year? While I would love to watch Peyton play, I do not to spend the money on season tickets if he will not be in Miami. In this post 9/11 economy, I do not have a lot of Manning-free discretionary income.

Please confirm that Peyton Manning will not be wearing a Miami jersey and that I should not buy season tickets.

You have been very helpful.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: Rita Filbert RFilbert@marlins.com

to: Sasha Kaun
date: Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 10:09 AM
subject: RE: Marlins Season Tickets

Manning will not be wearing a Miami Marlins jersey nor will he be wearing any Miami Marlins’ affiliates jerseys


Rita Filbert

Executive Assistant, Baseball Operations
Miami Marlins, L.P.
P: 305-626-7405

Texting Law

From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Saturday, January 14, 2012 11:05 AM
To: Dave Cheatham
Subject: Texting Law

Hello State Representative Cheatham,

I am writing to tell you that I support the Indiana legislation banning the use of cell phones while operating a motor vehicle.  I would also propose similar legislation banning the use of cell phones while intoxicated.  Or perhaps it is currently a law I am unaware of since you can't drink and drive, you can't drive and text, so by the transitive property you can't drink and text.  Please let me know the details.

I do have a few questions regarding this new texting law.  I agree that it is far too distracting for people to be trying to text on their phone while driving.  It is just far too difficult for people to do so while still concentrating on the road.  However, does this law ban sexting while driving?  It has been my experience that I can easily sext.  It is far less difficult to snap a quick picture than it is to type a series of letters.  I can't count the number of times in a week where I send a picture of my "junk" to friends, neighbors, Conor, etc.  I just want to make sure that I am able to sext while driving without violating this new law.

Please let me know if I am able to continue to sext while driving.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha Kaun

ps.  I voted for you!


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from:		Dave Cheatham DCHEATHA@iga.in.gov
to:		Sasha Kaun
date:		Sat, Jan 14, 2012 at 11:30 PM
subject:		RE: Texting Law

Sasha,

The new law prohibits sending messages while driving, whether texting or sexting.  You should be careful about sending inappropriate pictures of yourself over the net.  It may violate obscenity laws, which would get federal agents involved.  More importantly, these pictures can be circulated around the net and can never be removed.  Someday you may apply for a job and not be able to be hired because of your pictures showing up in your file.

Be careful.

Dave Cheatham

P.S.

I did a search on your name and no such person is listed as a voter in this District.

Colts music

from	Sasha Kaun
to		"stacy.johns"
date		Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 12:50 PM
subject		Colts Music

Stacy,

I will be attending the Colts game on Sunday.  They play the Carolina Panthers.  I hope we win.  Do you think we will win?  I hope a horse can outrun a panther, because I was watching Discovery Channel and saw a panther eat a zebra.  Does this mean the referees are the ones that should be scared?

Do the Colts still play U2's "A Beautiful Day" following a win?  I like this song and want to make sure I have it on my iPod for the drive home.  My friend, Lemonjello, suggested the Colts play Queen's "The Miracle" if the Colts win.  Please let me know if this song will be played so I can add this song to my iPod.

Also, I have a complaint.  I do not like the Colts endorsing the Occupy Wall Street movement by playing that Todd Rundgren song with the lyrics "I don't want to work.  I want to bang on the drum all day".  I believe the Colts should be politically neutral and not show any bias.  Please let me know how this complaint will be addressed.

I look forward to hearing from you.

GO COLTS!!

Sasha

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from	Ward, Pete Pete.Ward@colts.nfl.net
to		sasha kaun
cc		"Johns, Stacy"
date		Tue, Nov 22, 2011 at 2:45 PM
subject		email response

Sasha, thank you for writing, and yes, we still play “Beautiful Day” following a victory.

Also, fyi, the Todd Rundgren song played following touchdowns is a tradition since 2003.  It is not in support of any cause or political movement.

Thank you again for writing, and for being a loyal Colts fan!

Pete Ward

C.O.O.

Indianapolis Colts

Halloween Pumpkins

from	Sasha Kaun sasha.kaun24@gmail.com
to		ward45@cityofchicago.org
date		Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 12:33 AM
subject		Halloween Pumpkins

Hello Alderman John Arena,

First of all, you are a great Alderman and American.  I voted for you once.

I wanted to see what will be done about Jack O'-Lanterns this Halloween.  Last year our neighborhood woke up one Saturday morning and all our pumpkins were destroyed.  I believe Billy Corgan was the culprit although justice was not served against him.  I do not believe this is the first time he has done this.  Can you assign police to keep a close eye on Mr. Corgan this Halloween?  My children were devastated last year and I do not want to experience that again.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	Ward45 ward45@cityofchicago.org
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Oct 28, 2011 at 9:49 AM
subject		RE: Halloween Pumpkins

Thank you for sharing your concerns. It is my understanding that Mr. Corgan is no longer Smashing Pumpkins, but we will be monitoring him nonetheless. Have a safe and happy halloween.

BOO!

Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies

from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Mon, Oct 10, 2011 at 7:00 PM
subject		Dust Bunnies

Hello,

My name is Sasha Kaun.  I would like information regarding a request for your services (fwdustbunnies.com).  Here is what I would like:

Three (3) dust bunnies for four (4) hours.  I would like to begin by playing one (1) game of Monopoly with them.  It is my favourite board game and it has always been a dream of mine to play Monopoly with people in the nude.  I once asked my neighbor Tom.  He declined.  Just to be clear: I will be playing with the automobile.  I always play with the automobile.  The thimble is my second choice.  I would also like to watch The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King in the background.  I believe we can also squeeze in an episode of Gossip Girl.  It will be close to being over the 4 hours so the other option is Stuck on You AND Gigli.  I do not own Stuck on You so I will have to rent it.

When someone is eliminated from the game, I would then like them to begin cleaning my home.  I have 2 bedrooms, a living room, an individual (my family is deceased) room, and a kitchen.  

I have read your rules.  I just wanted to clarify a couple of things:

1. "No illegal activity of any kind." - I just wanted to inform you that it is perfectly legal in America for a person to play monopoly and watch a movie.  However, if I land on a dust bunny's property and she is not paying attention to the game, I WILL NOT PAY HER

2. "Cash paid up front for services. Tips are accepted." - When I say, I WILL NOT PAY HER, I meant in Monopoly with Monopoly money.  This is not real money.  It is Monopoly money.  I fully intend to pay cash up front.  I will also tip.  This is my promise to you.

3.  "Light cleaning only" - Although most of my carpet and tiles are of white color or a variation, my living room has dark blue carpet.  I understand you will not be able to clean this room.

4. "Our bunnies travel with a security person for their protection. "  - Will the security person be interested in playing Monopoly or will I have to pay extra for that?

I apologize that I have so many questions, but I have not done this before.  Can you also inform me of the three (3) dust bunnies who are the most experienced Monopoly players.  I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 12:12 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Thanks for the details Sasha. I'd like to set you up with the best 3 bunnies for your needs but I would like a little more information about you first.

Are you male or female? (we have bi bunnies is why im asking)

How old are you?

When would you like to do this?

I think this is a great idea and the girls would love it.

As far as your questions, we will do light cleaning such as dusting, vacuuming, sweeping the floors, dishes, etc.

Cash up front is for the hourly. 3 girls for 4 hours would be $720. Tips for the bunnies can wait until the end of the night.

The security person most likely wouldn't play monopoly. They are used to just being in the background and not interfering with the fun unless they HAVE to. It can be worked out if you really want him to.

Thanks for your time. I will wait until I hear back from you to figure out which bunnies would work best for you. We are really good at this so I'm sure you will be blown away at our bunnies. 

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 6:08 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Hello info,

I am a male.  I know my unisex name can be a little confusing for folks.  Similar to Jordan, Riley, and Felicia.  I also once knew a woman who used to be a man.  This person was not me.  I was born a man.  This person is my neighbor Tom.  He goes by Theresa now, but I still call him Tranny Tom.  Not to his face though.  Usually just on his Christmas Card.  Please feel free to send bi bunnies if they are the best Monopoly players of the group.  I do not discriminate against sexuality.  Full disclosure: I do discriminate against cheeses.  I don't care for cheddar.

I am 31.

I would prefer to do this on a weekday since the rates are cheaper.  Would the week of October 24th work?

I am glad you think this is a great idea and the girls will love it.  Perhaps you could poll the Monopoly experts and see if they prefer to watch The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King / Gossip Girl combination or the Stuck on You and Gigli combination.  Again, I will have to rent Stuck on You so this amount WILL COME OUT OF THEIR TIP.  Please let them know this in advance.

Your rates seem reasonable for what I would like to do.  Again, this will be real money, not Monopoly money.  I will be using my Monopoly money to build houses.

The security guard can play if he/she prefers.  I would like to play with as many people as possible.  However, in the post-Balloon Boy recession I will only be able to afford 3 of your Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies.  I wish I could afford 5, but that is not possible for me financially.  Therefore, if the security guard would like to play, I would not mind.  However, I would not expect him to clean.  I would also require that he not be the automobile.  AGAIN, I ENJOY THE AUTOMOBILE.  VRRROOOOOM!

Finally, I wanted to clarify the potential double entendre in your last sentence.  Is that "I'm sure you will be blown away at our bunnies" or "I'm sure you will be blown away at our bunnies"?

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 12:30 AM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

That week would work fine. I will need a date & time before I could confirm with the ladies. Would also need an address and contact phone number.

My suggestion for movies would be none. Maybe some music or the radio. They are paid well to entertain u. They don't wanna watch a movie they want u to watch them.

Look forward to hearing back from you.

Chris

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:03 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

I understand your concern for my finances in this post-Jon-and-Kate-breakup economy.  This I why I have decided to take your advice and NOT rent Stuck on You, but instead play music.  Do the ladies have any special requests?  I have Chingy's Greatest Hit album as well as a majority of ABBA's music.  FULL DISCLOSURE: I do not have the Ring Ring album.  I can visit my local library for some music if they prefer something else.  OR I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!  Could the security guard also serve as the DJ?  Will I have to pay extra for this?

I also want to make sure that no one will flip the board if the game becomes stagnant.  This happened to me back when I was in college.  A MAN WAS ALMOST PUNCHED IN THE FACE!   I was not the puncher or the punchee, but I was a witness so I know how involved people can get in Monopoly.  Especially if they want to play with the automobile.  Again, I cannot be clear enough, it is imperative that I play with the automobile.

I also wanted to make sure none of the Fort Wayne Dust Bunnies are pregnant.  I do not have anything against pregnant people (man or woman).  My mom was once pregnant.  However, I did see a pregnant woman at the Colts game last Sunday and her shirt was up and her belly was painted.  I was repulsed.  It turned me off to pregnant bellies.  I also sold my tickets to the Belly Dance Superstarz tonight because I was afraid one might be pregnant.  So, please verify none will be pregnant.  Exception: If a Monopoly Superstar Dust Bunny is pregnant, I would prefer the pregnant Monopoly Superstar over a non-pregnant non-superstar.

Let me know if you need anything further from me.  Ken Griffey was a good baseball player, wouldn't you agree?

Also, congratulations on your BlackBerry operating during their outage troubles.  You must be quite fortunate.  My advice: PLAY THE LOTTERY TONIGHT.

Chris, thanks again for your quick responses.  I look forward to hearing from you as well as the Dust Bunnies in 2 weeks!

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:10 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

I need a date & time. Also contact number. I can call and discuss the rest.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:18 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

My BlackBerry is not working with the current outage. :(  This is my only phone.  :(

Will Tuesday, October 25th at 2 PM work?

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:20 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

It should be ok. I will line up some bunnies for u.

What's the address?

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 12, 2011 at 6:23 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

My address is 5810 Meadows Drive, Fort Wayne.

Also, when you get a chance, can you respond to my previous email?  There are A LOT of important questions I would like answered!

Thanks so much again.  LOOKING FORWARD TO THE 25th.


Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Oct 14, 2011 at 7:46 AM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

No one is pregnant, turn on the radio, no ones gonna flip the board.

look. This is about entertainment. Everything will be ok.

We are on for the 25th.

See u then.

Chris

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Oct 17, 2011 at 8:22 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Here's our top 3 monopoly players. You can pick 2 that you like best or hire all 3. If you would like more options let me know. Sasha is the best monopoly player and Jasmine loves monopoly. She's brand new to Dust Bunnies.

Let me know and I'll move forward for the 25th.

Have a good night.

Chris

 

 

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Wed, Oct 19, 2011 at 7:31 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

Sorry it has been a while since my response.  I have been in Tulsa for pleasure.  This is where the movie "Brewster's Millions" was filmed.  Have you ever been to Tulsa?  It was in Oklahoma and it is still there.

This looks good.  I would like all (3) three if possible.  I can tell Jasmine loves to play Monopoly.  Also, it is a fact that all Sasha's are good Monopoly players.  I'll add that to my "Book of Facts and Guesses".  My only concern is since Jasmine is new, has she been properly trained on cleaning techniques?  I do not want to have to teach her how to handle a broom!  Also, does Marie know how to play Monopoly?  It isn't too difficult, but I would like Sasha to explain to her the rules prior to arriving so we don't have to waste any time.

Finally, let Sasha know when she gives the Pledge of Allegiance, she is using the wrong hand.  Usually one uses their right hand and places it over their heart (left side).  The only exception is if the person does not have a right arm or a heart.

Looking forward to the 25th!

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Oct 20, 2011 at 3:05 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Sounds great. All 3 will be there on the 25th. Should be a lot of fun.

don't worry about us, we all know what we are doing.

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Thu, Oct 20, 2011 at 3:18 PM
subject		RE: Dust Bunnies

Where is Meadows drive? Can you give me directions? Do you have a contact number in case we get lost.

chris

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Fri, Oct 21, 2011 at 7:31 PM
subject		Re: Dust Bunnies

Chris,

My address is 5810 Meadows Drive, #117, Fort Wayne.  Meadows Drive is located off Getz Road near Covington.  The name of the apartment complex is Coventry Court West.  You should be able to use Bing Maps to find it if you need directions.

My number is 260-267-5087.

I'm excited.  I already have the Monopoly board out!!

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 11:22 AM
subject		tomorrow

We are looking forward to seeing you tomorrow. I just wanted to email you the details just to make sure everyone is on the same page.

Tues 2pm - 5pm

Bunnies are Sasha, Marie, and Jasmine

Total due in cash when we arrive: $540

Tips can wait until the end if you want.

The girls prefer Hot 107.9 on the radio.

You will be the automobile.

The bunnies have been instructed to pay attention to the game and not have to be told when it's there turn, etc.

If they go bankrupt they will clean your apartment.

Let me know if I forgot something. See you tomorrow at 2.

Chris

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 7:35 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I thought I had a reservation from 2pm to 6pm?  Let me know if this is incorrect.  I thought the total price we agreed on for the 4 hours was $720.  I am just a little concerned we won't be able to play a full game in just 3 hours.

I prefer 89.1 on the radio.  This is NPR.  Perhaps we can compromise on the radio station.

I will be wearing my Flavor Flav Halloween costume from 2006.  I will be wearing a clock so we can keep track of time.  Yeah boyeeee!  I wanted to dress up as Ted Kennedy (I always play with the automobile), but I feel the Flavor Flav clock will be necessary for time management purposes.

Will the ladies be hungry?  I can whip up a casserole!  Let me know.

Thanks,

Sasha 

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 7:38 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

We can make it til 6 no problem. No need for food. Maybe munchies would be good.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Mon, Oct 24, 2011 at 9:50 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I will whip up some chips and Ro*Tel Famous Queso.  Have you heard of it?  I'm sure you have.  It's rather famous.  I will also make us pudding.  I prefer pistachio.  Are any of the ladies allergic to nuts?  I'd think not.  If so, I can make Butterscotch.  I prefer pistachio; however, it is not a deal breaker for me like playing with the automobile.

I also wanted to clarify one more things.  Your rules state that there is no self-gratification.  I usually get a boner when I play Monopoly.  Will this be a problem?  I can't help it as it is very HARD to control.  Please let me know.

Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 7:59 AM
subject		Re: tomorrow

No ones allergic to nuts. U just can't expose yourself to them. If u feel like "relieving yourself" just call for a short break and use the bathroom.

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 1:16 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

We are on the way. Call me please for directions. 260 312 9872

Chris

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 2:14 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Hey we r looking for you. Where is your apartment?

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:01 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,


Sorry, I took at nap after making the pudding.  I am a self-made narcoleptic.  I am located in the back left.  Once you turn in, go straight through the first 3 intersections then take a left at the fourth.  I am located on the right. The pudding is located in the fridge.  I can give directions on how to find the pudding once you arrive.


Thanks,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:20 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

I need to know your building number and apartment letter.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:47 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I'm afraid we are going to have to reschedule.  I have Zumba at 6:30 tonight so we will be unable to finish the Monopoly game beforehand.  Please let me know what time is available.  FYI, I will NOT be making new pudding for the next appointment unless Tranny Tom eats it.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 3:57 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

We won't come back unless u pay up front, give me a valid address and phone.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 4:11 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

Please do not use that tone of voice and poor grammar/spelling with me.  I did everything you asked.  I even went beyond making Ro*Tel Famous Queso.  Do you know what goes in this?  Ro*Tel and Velveeta.  Not ANYBODY can do this.  But I did this to make it a special occasion.  In this post-Cold War economy, many companies are increasing their customer service.  I am afraid with this last email, you have disappointed me.

Please let me know when we can reschedule.  I will let Sasha be the automobile.  And by Sasha, I mean myself.

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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from	info@fwdustbunnies.com via srs.bis6.us.blackberry.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 4:33 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

I had to pay 3 bunnies for 2 hours work and you didn't contact me back. 


Those ladies aren't cheap. I will not risk further loss and get stood up again. If you wish to provide the money up front I would have no problem booking again but I can't afford to do business the way it went down today.


I have asked repeatedly for a valid address and phone number to no avail.

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from	Sasha Kaun
to		info@fwdustbunnies.com
date		Tue, Oct 25, 2011 at 5:32 PM
subject		Re: tomorrow

Chris,

I accept your apology.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Thanks,

Sasha