 | from | Sasha Kaun | |
| to | edwards@lifeway.net | ||
| date | Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 9:20 PM | ||
| subject | Kefir |
Hello Ed,
I am a huge fan of your kefir. I only purchase Lifeway kefir. Once I went to a grocery store and they were out of Lifeway kefir and I purchased a substitute. Big mistake! Even bigger than the time I decided to start wearing Ed Hardy shirts. I especially love your pomegranate kefir flavor.
The reason I am writing this email is I am looking to purchase a lot of kefir. I am looking to have Tiger Woods-esque escapades and would like to fill my waterbed with kefir. Due to my bed size, I will need roughly 187 gallons of kefir. Particularly pomegranate kefir. This is the flavor of kefir I would like to have my escapades on. I will accept strawberry as well, but I will NOT purchase Peach. Due to the large quantity of kefir I will need, I am looking to purchase in bulk. Please advise me of how much it will cost for roughly 187 gallons of pomegranate kefir.
Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.
Sasha Kaun
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| from | Edward Smolyansky | ||
| to | Sasha Kaun | ||
| date | Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 10:01 PM | ||
| subject | Re: Kefir | ||
Please send me a picture of your waterbed so we can exactly determine the dimensions and how much you will need.
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Ed,
I find it rather odd that you would ask for particulars such as pictures of my bed. Do you often ask strangers for these sorts of pictures over the internet? Regardless, I have already measured and determined I will need 187 gallons of pomegranate kefir. I would just like to know the cost of these 187 gallons.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha
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Hello we need you shipping address and phone number to continue to process this order. 187 gallons would be about $1,400 plus shipping so we need to know where this will be going.
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| from | Sasha Kaun | ||
| to | Edward Smolyansky | ||
| date | Wed, Dec 16, 2009 at 10:07 PM | ||
| subject | Re: Kefir | ||
Ed,
I find it rather odd that you would ask for particulars such as pictures of my bed. Do you often ask strangers for these sorts of pictures over the internet? Regardless, I have already measured and determined I will need 187 gallons of pomegranate kefir. I would just like to know the cost of these 187 gallons.
I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha
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| from | Edward Smolyansky | |
| to | Sasha Kaun | ||
| date | Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 9:07 AM | ||
| subject | Re: Kefir | ||
Hello we need you shipping address and phone number to continue to process this order. 187 gallons would be about $1,400 plus shipping so we need to know where this will be going.
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Mr. Ed,
If at all possible, I would like to bring my own trucks to your plant to save on shipping costs. Do you know if you will be able to provide 187 gallons of pomegranate? What flavours do you find to be the best to perform Tiger Woods-esque escapades on? I may be willing to switch to another flavour.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks,
Sasha
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| from | Sasha Kaun | ||
| to | Edward Smolyansky | ||
| date | Thu, Dec 17, 2009 at 3:18 PM | ||
| subject | Re: Kefir | ||
Mr. Ed,
If at all possible, I would like to bring my own trucks to your plant to save on shipping costs. Do you know if you will be able to provide 187 gallons of pomegranate? What flavours do you find to be the best to perform Tiger Woods-esque escapades on? I may be willing to switch to another flavour.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks,
Sasha
Everyone in the Lifeway office is loving this. We'll cut you a deal on the cranberry creme brulee, as we're done producing it for the holiday season and have some left over. People use the pomegranate flavor for their waterbeds far too often. We want you to be unique (and decadent).
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