| from |  Sasha Kaun | ||
| to | alleghenyreproductive@gmail.com | ||
| date | Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 12:30 AM | ||
| subject | Important Abortion Question | ||
Hello,
My name is Sasha Kaun. I am interested in having an abortion. Do you perform these types of acts? The person I would like to have an abortion on is my friend Brad. He is really dumb. I like him as a friend, but he can be too much sometimes. Plus he likes the Dallas Cowboys. Should I bring him in? Can you perform the abortion in your clinic or do I need to take him somewhere else? Please advise!
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thank you,
Sasha
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| from | Allegheny Reproductive Health Center | ||
| to | Sasha Kaun | ||
| date | Sat, Mar 14, 2009 at 1:54 PM | ||
| subject | Re: Important Abortion Question | ||
Dear Sasha- We do offer abortion services here and you are welcome to
bring your friend if that is something you want to do. You can call us
at 1-800-221-3988 and we'll answer all of your questions. Ronni
Allegheny Reproductive Health Center
200 N. Highland Ave, Pittsburgh PA, 15206
www.alleghenyreproductive.com
ph: 800.221.3988
fax: 412.363.1107
I found a much more cost-effective way of aborting Brad: http://www.instanthitman.com.
ReplyDeleteI've thought about this on several occasions, and I believe the best option would be either bludgeoning or dismembering. I can't decide between the two.
Maybe there should be a vote.