Teachers Aid

from	Sasha Kaun
to		cie@integraleducation.org
date		Tue, Feb 23, 2010 at 8:42 PM
subject		Teachers Aid

Hello,

I am writing this letter regarding the teaching position that is posted online. I am very interested in the position and feel I would be an excellent fit. Speaking honestly, it is very refreshing that you are willing to hire a teacher specifically required to have AIDS. You don't know how many times I have been rejected from a position when I reveal my disease. I will admit that one time I was careless with a young Irish lover named Conor, but I have definitely learned my lesson from the mistake and am just trying to put the pieces of my life back together. People make mistakes and learn their lesson. I am no exception. I can be a valuable role model for the children.

Please let me know where I should send my resume. I taught middle school math and history for 7 years and worked as a teacher at a pre-school for 4 years. I was twice elected teacher of the year at my middle school and was the faculty supervisor for Math Club. Not once did I ever become romantically involved with a student. This also applies to my work at the pre-school.

Again, I am very interested in the Teachers (AIDS) position and feel I am very well qualified. I look forward to hearing from you.

Sasha

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from	Nancy Walsh
to		Sasha Kaun <>
cc		cie@integraleducation.org
date		Wed, Feb 24, 2010 at 11:42 AM
subject		Re: [CIE] Teachers Aid

Sasha,

Thank you for your interest in the Teacher Aide position at Rainbow Kids Integral Preschool. We do appreciate your interest.

The position has been filled.

Nancy Walsh
Director
Rainbow Kids Integral Preschool

Cornell Basketball Coach

	from	Sasha Kaun <>
to		jan16@cornell.edu
date		Tue, Apr 6, 2010 at 4:21 PM
subject		Cornell Basketball Coach

Hello Athletic Director Noel,

I am a huge Cornell basketball fan. I just love Cornell basketball. I am sad to see Coach Donahue leave, but I know the future is bright. I believe that in a few years we will not only be making the NCAA tournament on an annual basis, but also be making even deeper runs. I know exactly the coach that can take Cornell to the next level. John Wooden. He is an excellent basketball coach and formerly recruited the likes of Lew Alcindor, Bill Walton, Sidney Wicks, and Henry Bibby, just to name a few. He also won 10 national championships! Ten! That is more than any other SCHOOL has won! Plus he hasn't coached since 1975 so I am sure he is rested and ready to go! He is just the guy Cornell needs!

Please let me know what you think of John Wooden coaching the Big Red.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha

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from	John Andrew Noel Jr
to		Sasha Kaun <>
date		Tue, Apr 6, 2010 at 4:45 PM
subject		RE: Cornell Basketball Coach

Great idea….Andy

Trail of Tears

from Sasha Kaun <> to BILL.JOHNSTON@chargers.nfl.net date Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 7:22 PM subject Trail of tears

Hello,

My name is Sasha. I am an 8th grader at Albert Einstein Academy Middle School. I am assigned to do my research report on the trail of tears. I was told to contact you for information and guidance on the trail of tears. What I have been told so far is that the trail of tears involves Phil Rivers. I was told this is because he cries a lot and that his tears once created an entire river. This is why he was named Phil Rivers. I am looking for information, but was told you could help me get started. I am not allowed to use wikipedia. My questions are when Phil Rivers started crying?Why did he start crying? Where can I find more information on his trail of tears?
If you could help me on my project I would really appreciate it. Please write back.

Sasha

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	from	Johnston, Bill
to		Sasha Kaun <>
date		Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 7:25 PM
subject		RE: Trail of tears

Sasha,

I’m sorry but I’m not aware of any connection between Philip Rivers and “trail of tears.”

b

Pawnee

From: sasha
Sent: Thursday, February 18, 2010 11:20 PM
To: visitin@visitindiana.com [mailto:visitin@visitindiana.com]
Subject: VisitIndiana.com Contact Submission Confirmation

Comments:

Hello Indiana,

I am scheduled to fly into Indianapolis airport on February 27. I am flying all the way from Russia to Indiana to visit Pawnee, Indiana. I am a huge fan of the people of Pawnee from viewing them on the American television program Parks and Recreation. Are you familiar with this American television program? I have spent much of my free time over the last two months sewing together a quilt which I plan to present to Lesile Knope for display in the Pawnee government building. I really looking forward to meeting her and seeing how the new park is coming along. I am also very excited to see Tom Haverford. He is very funny and attractive and I hope to share a drink with him. Can you send me instructions on how I can get to Pawnee from Indianapolis? Is there a speedy train connecting the two or will I be forced to rent a car? How much do train tickets cost? Please let me know if I need to purchase them early. I look forward to hearing from you.

Thanks,
Sasha

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	from	Visitin
to		sasha
date		Fri, Feb 19, 2010 at 9:25 AM
subject		RE: VisitIndiana.com Contact Submission Confirmation

Pawnee, Indiana does not exist, it is a fictional setting for the television show.

For more information about Parks and Recreation, see the TV show website - http://www.nbc.com/parks-and-recreation/.

For direction in and around Indiana, please utilize Google maps – map.google.com.

Anicia Richardson

Marketing and Tourism Sales Manager

Indiana Office of Tourism Development

1 N Capitol, Ste. 600

Indianapolis, IN 46204

317.233.6761

317.233.6887 f

VisitIndiana.com

Tourism.IN.gov

Harry is Handy

	from	Sasha Kaun <>
to		madisonpc@madison-in.gov
date		Tue, Mar 2, 2010 at 5:36 PM
subject		Harry is Handy

Hello Ms. Waller,

I am writing this for information about starting a new business in Madison. I was recently laid off and am thinking about starting my own junk removal company. The name of my business is Harry is Handy. I want people to know how Handy we are. It is named after my son, Harry, who was named after Prince Harry. I hope my son will one day aspire to be the Prince of Whales. Although with the recent Sea World death, perhaps he should aspire to be the Prince of Dolphins. However, I digress. My business will specialize in removing stuff you don't want/need. Harry's Handy will do this for you. Our motto will be "Harry's Handy: Give me your junk". Sometimes, people are just too busy or lazy to handle their own junk so we will do it for them. I guarantee our service will be excellent. We will provide customers with the best Handy job any company can provide. We will have a full-money guarantee if you are not satisfied. Our contacts will include the sentence "if you are not satisfied with the service you got from Harry's Handy, you get all your money back guaranteed!" If we cannot please the customer, we are not doing our job. I hope that all our customers say we did the Best Job possible.

Please let me know if you still have any questions regarding my possible business. I will not have any need for a brick and mortar building so what permits/applications will I need to start operating.

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha

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	from	Louann Waller
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Wed, Mar 3, 2010 at 6:28 AM
subject		RE: Harry is Handy

Good Morning Sasha,

One question that first comes to mind – what do you plan to do with the junk – storage? Also, business signage? I will check with the City Clerk to see if you would be required for any permits – I’ll let you know.

Thanks,

Louann

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	from	Sasha Kaun <>
to		Louann Waller
date		Wed, Mar 3, 2010 at 8:19 AM
subject		Re: Harry is Handy

Louann,

Thank you for your quick response. My original idea was to take the trash to a landfill with the customer paying the fee. I want to reiterate, I will not by playing around with their junk. This is strictly business. I am a professional. However, I did play collegiate basketball at Kansas so if they don't mind me messing around with their balls, I probably will. I might let the customer challenge me to a game of HORSE for $15 off their fee. I am really good and can really stroke it from deep.

Let me know what the City Clerk says. Again, Harry's Handy will just be me, a couple of hired employees, and my truck providing the best Handy jobs Madison has ever seen. No building needed!

Thanks and I look forward to hearing back from you.

Sasha

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from	Louann Waller
to		Sasha Kaun <>, Dave Adams
date		Thu, Mar 4, 2010 at 2:14 PM
subject		RE: Harry is Handy

I have checked with our City Clerk, Dave Adams, who tells me as long as you don’t go door to door advertising you will not require a city permit. However, he would appreciate you letting us know if/when you start your business and contact information.