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Friday, March 5, 2010

Chingy's Greatest Hit

From: Sasha Kaun [mailto:]
Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 12:50 PM
To: orders@academylpcd.com
Subject: Message from Academy-Records.com

Hello,

I am look for the new Chingy album "Chingy's Greatest Hit". Do you have
this album? I would very much like to purchase it. I heard it is one of
the best albums of the year. I heard it is filled with all his greatest
hit. Have you listened to it yet? Do you think it is better than Thriller?

Let me know.

Thanks,
Sasha

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fromaolteam
tosasha
dateMon, Mar 1, 2010 at 9:34 AM
subjectFW: Message from Academy-Records.com

Hello,
Sorry we don't have that one right now. I have heard it though, and it is
better than Thriller.

Good luck on your search,
Harris/Academy

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From: Sasha Kaun [mailto:]
Sent: Monday, March 01, 2010 11:25 AM
To: aolteam
Subject: Re: FW: Message from Academy-Records.com


Hello,

What about any Nickelback albums that don't suck? Do you have any of these?

Sasha


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fromClassical Dept.
tosasha
dateMon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM
subjectRE: FW: Message from Academy-Records.com

Sorry I don’t think any of those exist.

Good luck.

Harris/Academy

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Relationship Help

fromSasha Kaun <>
tovictoria@victoriabaum.com
dateFri, Feb 26, 2010 at 11:43 AM
subjectRelationship Help


Hello Victoria,

I have a very important relationship question. I love my boyfriend more than anything. He is the best man in the world. We are currently planning to get married in summer 2011. However, I am recently having some second thoughts about our relationship because of ONE BIG ISSUE! About a month ago I moved out of the place we shared into my sister's apartment because he was hitting me. However, I love him and believe we can work it out except for the ONE BIG ISSUE! We have been instant messaging a lot since I moved out.

The ONE BIG ISSUE is that he uses "lol" and I use "haha". I hate "lol". It is stupid. I prefer "haha" much better. I can't stand people that use "lol". What do you think I should do? This ONE BIG ISSUE is the only thing that is keeping me from knowing for sure that he is the one. Can we work out our differences? Please help!

I look forward to hearing from you,
Sasha

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fromVictoria Baum
toSasha Kaun
dateFri, Feb 26, 2010 at 12:30 PM
subjectRe: Relationship Help

Saha,
If he is hitting you. Isn't that the bigger issue!

Victoria Baum, LCPC
Victoria@victoriabaum.com
www.positiveadaptation.com
Sent from IPhone

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The best race

fromSasha Kaun
tojoseph@theknightsparty.com
dateSun, Feb 14, 2010 at 12:14 PM
subjectThe best race

Hello,

I think your organization is silly and ignorant. I am just trying to determine why your organization thinks one race is better than the others. They all make up the NASCAR schedule. I must say though, after watching the finish of the Daytona 500, I have determined that it is a great race. But it doesn't take away from Watkins Glen, which is also a great race. Has your organization changed its stance on the best race? I agree that the Daytona 500 is great. If God drove a racecar, I believe he would agree that the Daytona 500 was indeed a great race. In fact, God himself, in 2001 needed a new driver in Heaven so he took one of Earth's greatest drivers and took him to Heaven to be his own personal chauffeur. This played into my decision to proclaim the Daytona 500 as a great race. I am not selfish or ignorant. If I were, would I be acting in a film with Edward Burns and David Cross? I think not. These are great actors and wouldn't tolerate selfishness or ignorance. I am just trying to determine why the KKK believes one race is better than another. In the end, all the races make up an equal part of the NASCAR schedule. You really can't say that one race is better than another. Every race is a great race! Bristol. Talladega. The Brickyard. All these are great races. Do you agree? Why do you insist that one of these races is better than the others?

Sasha

p.s. You look stupid in your costume.

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fromjoseph@theknightsparty.com
toSasha Kaun
dateTue, Feb 16, 2010 at 11:34 AM
subjectRe: The best race

Hello Sasha


This is the KKK responding. I can't really compare NASCAR and football
with race but race is the number one issue in America let's not try and
deny it. 90% of America's problem's have to deal with race.There was a
time in the world were white people controlled the un-civil world and
brought innovation and wonder's to the world.Know with disgusting
non-white's running the country we have more problem's and not to
mention a negro as president drunk with power and corruption. Our time
is coming Sasha.You live in America Sasha do you not? Well go to Africa
or Mexico and see how those filth bag's live and compare to an organicly
White built country and analize it if your really curious on the
movement.The black race is a corrupt race of mayhem and anarchy not to
mention this month is black history month if we can't have a white
history month why should they have a black history month.All they know
how to do is play basketball ,foot ball or baseball.And that's about
it.So go figure.



From the Knight's of the Ku Klux Klan

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fromSasha Kaun
tojoseph@theknightsparty.com
dateTue, Feb 16, 2010 at 1:33 PM
subjectRe: The best race

If you and your organization were a NASCAR driver you'd probably be Mike "Ignorance is" Bliss, but that would be unfair to Mike. But you'd probably win about the same number of races. Zero. BoombabyIYA.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Your giant cock

fromSasha Kaun
tomstrand@milwaukee.org
dateWed, Feb 24, 2010 at 8:05 PM
subjectYour giant cock

Hello,

My name is Sasha. I am from Russia. I plan to visit Milwaukee early this Summer. I am a big fan of huge cocks. Usually, I like to travel to places with huge cocks. My favorite cocks were in Saudi Arabia, Turkey, and several across the USA because they were so large. I have taken pictures of the biggest cocks in the world and am putting together a memory book. I just love cities with huge cocks. Wherever you are in the city, you can always just look up and see them. Does Milwaukee have the biggest cock you have ever seen? I can't wait to see the cock of Rockwell. What is the best route to see this cock? Can I take a train, bus, or taxi cab? I hope to see the big cock during the day and also come back for a night time viewing. Also, how close can I get to the cock? Can I touch it? I know in Saudi Arabia I was not allowed to go near or touch the giant cock, but usually in the USA I could do almost anything with it. Please let me know the answers to my questions as I would like to get the most pleasure out of your cock that I can. Thank you in advance and I look forward to hearing from you.

Sasha

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fromMaria Strand
tosasha.kaun24@gmail.com
dateWed, Feb 24, 2010 at 10:49 PM
subjectRe: Your giant cock

Please tell me you are referring to a clock in your emal . . . You know, of the tick rock fashion . . .

Maria

Maria E. Strand, CTA
Membership Services Coordinator
VISIT Milwaukee
648 N. Plankinton Avenue
Suite 425
Milwaukee, WI 53203
414/287-4239
Fax 414/273-5596
mstrand@milwaukee.org
www.visitmilwaukee.org

VISIT Milwaukee is dedicated to ensuring our guests are warmly welcomed and enjoy an enriching experience in this jewel of the Great Lakes

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Pants

fromSasha Kaun
toaboatman@mioffice.com
dateMon, Feb 15, 2010 at 6:35 PM
subjectPants

Hello Adam,

Last night, I visited Have a Nice Day Cafe to drown my sorrows of Valentine's Day. First a little backstory. I flew to Denver on Friday to surprise my girlfriend for Valentine's Day weekend and to propose to her. I had a great plan. Dinner and movie (Valentine's Day). Have you seen the movie? I did, alone, because I had already purchased the tickets on Fandango. Is there anything sadder than going to that movie alone? But before dinner, I planned to walk into her apartment to surprise her and propose to her. The way I planned to propose to her was to give her a present. My dick in a box. Around my penis I tied on an engagement ring. So I cut a hole in the box, put my junk in the box, and planned to have her open the box. But when I walked into her apartment so was having sex with another man! It was terrible. Also, I hadn't planned on this so the ring around my penis was cutting off the circulation. It was a terrible weekend, which brings us to Sunday.

Sunday, I decided to get really drunk because I didn't have to work on Presidents Day (back to back holidays!). So I went to your establishment and enjoyed the night. However, I believe I left my pants in your bathroom. Did you find a pair of 32/32 Levi jeans with a Blackberry and a wallet? My driver's license is in the wallet. It has my name on it. It is a driver's license. I usually take my pants off when using the stall, but I must not have put them back on. They should be right in the stall.

Please let me know that you have found my pants and I will come over and pick them up.
Thanks,
Sasha

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fromAdam Boatman
toSasha Kaun
dateTue, Feb 16, 2010 at 1:00 PM
subjectRE: Pants

Sasha,

Well, I'm honestly left with very little words but allow me to attempt to assist. First off, Have A nice Day cafe wasn't open on Sunday. Our neighbor, Tiki Bob's was open that night. So, I would suggest you contact them to locate your pants, cell phone and wallet.

On a side note, I'm terribly sorry about the situation but, for future reference, might I suggest you leave your pants on when your in the stall of a bar.

Good luck with everything and I hope you find your pants.

Adam