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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Date: 2012-02-14, 9:49AM MST
Reply to: 89qn7-2851080959@gigs.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I will be needing 6-10 female models for Body Painting on St. Patrick's Day, March 17th, at a tavern in LoDo. They are offering a bar tab for your participation or some kind of compensation if you don't drink. Some of the models will need to arrive by 9:30am-ish to be ambassadors of good will for the parade attendees, passing out free beads and flyers, then back to the bar to be body painted, party and pass out more free stuff until around 4pm when the morning crowd thins. The managers of the bar are really great, fun people and you will be treated very well.

At around 7:30pm we will need a few more models to show up for Body Painting during the evening rush until around midnight.
Models need to be 21 and over, friendly, out-going and really enjoy the LoDo crowd. Minimum topless with pasties are required.


Message, call or text me to state your interest and preferred time slot. Be sure to send a current face and full body photo so I know who you are.

Thank you!
David Caballero
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1487292
303-856-8410

Location: LODO
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
PostingID: 2851080959

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: 89qn7-2851080959@gigs.craigslist.org
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 7:09 PM
subject: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Hello Mr. David Cabellero,

My name is Sasha.  I am 23 years old and and very interested in the position you posted on Craigslist.  I would be available for either the morning or evening shifts.  I could also work both shifts.  Bar tab compensation is also sufficient for me as I often drink.  I would actually rather be paid in drinks than money.  You can't use money to get drunk, but you get use drinks!  I want to make it clear that I will not be drinking during my work (unless required).  I will only do what is required.

I do have both St. Patrick's Day experience as well as being body painted.  In 2009, I was prominently featured in Chicago's Southside St. Patrick's Day parade.  In 2010, I had my upper body painted for the World Cup and went to a bar like this.  It was very uncomfortable.  The body paint was fine, but I found soccer to be very awkward.  I want to make it clear that I do not have an issue with minimum topless with pasties.  I am very comfortable in my body and often go through the Arby's drive-thru topless with only pasties.

Please let you know if you are interested in me.  I am often found in LoDo on the weekends and some days during the week.  I think I would be fantastic at this position.  Please let me know if you need a resume.  I have references upon request.

Thanks,
Sasha
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from: David Caballero davecab2000@hotmail.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 10:04 PM
subject: RE: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Hi Sasha-
Sounds good. The bar is Maloney's in Lodo. The managers are awesome and will take great care of you. Please let me know if you want to do the early shift or the later one. The morning one will be fun as you will go out as an entourage, with the manager Sam, to hit the parade goers and pass out free stuff before going back to the bar to party and be painted. I think you will be able drink whichever shift you do as long as you are responsible and don't get too crazy, at least til you're done.

Call or text me and we can talk about it. Let me know if you have any questions. I look forward to hearing from you!
 
David C.
303-856-8410

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: David Caballero
date: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 at 10:21 PM
subject: Re: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

David,

Thanks for the quick reply.  I am very excited!  I agree with you, the morning session sounds the best.  However, I have a few questions:
1.  What will be painted on me?  If it is my choice, I would prefer a picture of a 4-leaf clover, Jeremy Lin, or my friend Conor dressed as Harry from Home Alone (also Home Alone 2)
2.  I promise I will be responsible drinking during my shift.  The only thing passed out will be the free stuff.  I will not drink and drive a float during the parade.
3.  Why are you still using a hotmail account?
4.  Will I be required to wear bottoms?  If not, should I cover my tattoo?  It is a picture of John Stamos.
5.  Will I be allowed to "go home" with a patron following my shift?  I plan on being fun and flirting with guys during my shift and will probably be horny when my shift is over.  Especially if I have been sipping on gin and juice #snoopdogglyrics

These are the questions I have.  Let me know if you have any for me.

Thanks,
Sasha

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from: David Caballero davecab2000@hotmail.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 11:33 AM
subject: RE: St Patrick's Day Body Paint Models Needed (LODO)

Good morning Sasha-
Good questions...
1. The managers want green corsets with shamrocks to match their fliers.
2. Oh good,there will be no drunken float races.
3. I've had this email address for 12 years it's on all my cards and stuff.
4. Yes, bottoms are welcome. I figure form fitting paints or short skirts would look sexy. If you want to just do bikini bottoms I don't think anyone would complain either.
5. If you want to go home with someone afterward you are more than welcome to. Just be safe and responsible, ok?

 I found out last night that the 107.5 party bus will be taking some of our girls out with them to broadcast live from around the area. I still need more details on that but this sounds like a great opportunity for all of us.

If you are interested in meeting before the event... I work at Disguises Costumes at W. Colfax and Kipling most days from 10 to 5. If you are in the neighborhood please text me and drop by. I also host the Denver Body Art Jam (https://post.craigslist.org/manage/2847847677) if you want to try that out to.

Get a hold of me and we will talk soon.

Thank you!

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Tin Caps Mascot - B side

Read the original Tin Caps Mascot post

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Read the B Side:


From: Sasha Kaun
Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:20 PM
To: Abigail R. Naas
Subject: Tin Caps Mascot

Hello,

I am very excited about the new team name.  I never understood why the Wizards had a Dragon mascot.  I enjoyed it when the old Wizard mascot would put a spell on the opponent and the Wizards would win.  But then they got rid of the Wizard and got a Dragon.  I wished that the Dragon would have used his powers to propel Fort Wayne to victory.  Is this why the team decided to get a new mascot?

I am very excited about the new mascot.  I will be your mascot.  Growing up, people always said that I looked like Johnny Appleseed.  I even started to dress like him.  I have done so for 17 years now, including the tin cap!  Even when I sleep!  I very rarely take off this tin cap (less than 7 times in 17 years).  I will be the perfect mascot for your team.  I can do many tricks including a back flip, the chicken dance, and I can hop on 1 foot for over 8 hours straight.

I can't wait for April 16.  I have marked it on my calendar and have told all my friends and family that I will be on the field as the mascot.  They are very excited.  People are flying in from all over the country to see me perform as the Fort Wayne Tin Caps mascot.  Which stadium entrance should I enter on this day?  I am EXCITED!!

I look forward to hearing from you.  Thanks.
Sasha Kaun


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from: Bill J. Lehn Lehn@tincaps.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 5:40 PM
subject: FW: Tin Caps Mascot


Sasha,
Did you fill out an application? Did we miss you at the job fair? Who did you interview with? I think we would have remembered you when you came in with your TinCap on. If you are working for us, what rate of pay did we quote you? Did you fill out your I-9? HR cannot find your file, can you help us with that? Have you been to orientation? Did you make it to the tryouts?
Bill Lehn
Applicant Screener
Fort Wayne TinCaps

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: "Bill J. Lehn"
date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 7:10 PM
subject: Re: FW: Tin Caps Mascot


Bill,

You ask many questions!  I feel like you would be a great host of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire if Regis ever couldn't.  Is that show still on TV?  The person at the job fair said I was perfect for the job.  I would work as the mascot of the Fort Wayne Tin Caps for free because I love the Tin Caps and I would be the best person for the job.  As I said, I look exactly like Johnny Appleseed.  What time should I arrive and where is the employee entrance?

Thank you,
Sasha

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from: Bill J. Lehn Lehn@tincaps.com
to: Sasha Kaun 
cc: "Abigail R. Naas"
date: Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 8:04 PM

Sasha,

The position has been filled. We have an Appleseed descendant that will be filling the position.  We did a nationwide search  and checked with the genealogy library here in town to confirm his heritage. We felt this was the best option to go with. He has some amazing talents that will really thrill the crowd.

Bill Lehn
Applicant Screener
Fort Wayne TinCaps

Athletic Latino - 27 (Lake county)

Athlectic Latino needs a Queen to have fun with. I'm a young Latino in the Lake County area, I stay busy with work so I won't waste time doing the "Bar scene" what I need is an openminded female who values her opinion and repects herself. This means she has confidence and is assertive in life. A sense of humor always goes a long way, makes everything fun. I'm not looking for a "TYPE" just be sincere and honest to yourself and be able to place value on words spoken. 
This is who I am; I enjoy many things in this life and you can find me Cooking great meals, getting down on the dance floor, lifting weights, well groomed, and enjoying the outdoors...this includes but not limited to jogging, music feastivals, rafting, snowboarding, and yes I have been sky diving. I love driving, just an after thought I'm driving to Kansas city this week. I mean why have a nice car and Not drive it. lol. Well this description is brief, yes, but I have to leave something to your imagination...


 

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from: Sasha Kaun 
to: vm6gm-2845877569@pers.craigslist.org
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:08 AM
subject: Athletic Latino - 27 (Lake county)


Hey boy!

A bit about me:
1.  I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
2.  I'm a fucking good person!
3.  This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Let me know if you are interested and I can send you a pic :)

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to:sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:14 AM
subject: Bronzer, me, alcohol

Ok waukegan area right? Shit yeah send me a pic asap

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun 
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:16 AM
subject: Re: Bronzer, me, alcohol
u like what u c?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:30 AM

Really is that your pic. I mean yeah it looks real nice.

Sent from my iPhone

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rom: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:31 AM
subject: Re:

cairo, yea thats me.  u likey?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:35 AM
subject: Cairo

You could so pass for snooki and I mean that in a good way. That awesome.

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:39 AM
subject: Re: Cairo

i get that a lot.

tell me bout u!

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:47 AM
subject: About me

I've been in this area for awhile it doesn't compare to Milwaukee but my work is here so I made the transition here so far so good. Call my work I'm just so you know I do structural steel fabrication\welding. I am 27 years old how about you?

send me a funny face pic of you

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 10:53 AM
subject: Re: About me

u likey?














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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:00 AM
subject: Starbucks

Green bay and grand. Meet and greet. I'm lovin your skin tone. Well let me know I'm running out to Lafitness for awhile. Hit me up whenever though serious.
Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:04 AM
subject: Re: Starbucks

Even though I just met u, u seems like the perfect juicehead gorilla for me. And I kinda wanna have sex with u already!

problem is, every time I get really excited like if we go to a club, I have to poop. if we go to a party, i have to poop, if i go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop

but hopefuly everything is ok.  wat time u want 2 meet?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:06 AM
subject: Poop or no poop

Meet @ 6.  8475325459 I can send it to your phone if you'd like?
Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:50 AM
subject: Re: Poop or no poop

if we're gonna like, a smush, u gotta put lotion on your butt.  k?

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from: Cairo j_rocha21@yahoo.com
to: sasha kaun
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:53 AM
subject: Mmh

You put the lotion on for me lol. Smush define.

Sent from my iPhone

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from: Sasha Kaun
to: Cairo
date: Sat, Feb 11, 2012 at 11:59 AM
subject: Re: Mmh

I like to smush!  so just stop caring and fuck me!

c u 2night! 6.  starbucks.  Green bay and grand.