Race Relations

from	Sasha Kaun <>
to		ACLU-NJ Legal Intake
date		Tue, Mar 2, 2010 at 12:51 PM
subject		Race Relations

Hello,

I was told to contact your organization about race relations. I am very excited I found your organizations and would like to inquire about membership. Additionally, I would like to provide several suggestions to improving race relations.

1. If a driver causes a car to crash, they must pay for their damages. Drivers would think twice about spinning cars.
2. If a driver causes a car to crash, they are penalized a set number of points (say 100), and those points are given to the cars you wrecked.
3. Jimmie Johnson becomes the official police officer of NASCAR. He is too good. No one can beat him. Therefore, he would drive a police car and if a driver cuts off another driver or speeds down pit lane he will put them over and issue them a warning or a ticket depending on the severity.
4. Turn signals. 200 miles and hour and you are not using turn signals? Seriously? Got to have them. This improves race relations because drivers no longer will cut off other drivers.
5. If a driver lets you in, then it should be common courtesy for you to give the thank-you wave.

Please let me know what you think of these ideas. Also, please let me know what I will need to do to join your organization. Thanks!

Sasha

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	from	ACLU-NJ Legal Intake
to		"sasha" <>
date		Tue, Mar 2, 2010 at 1:59 PM
subject		RE: Your Request for Assistance from ACLU-NJ

Dear Sasha:

What do you mean by "race relations"? Are you talking about racial discrimination or race car driving? If it is the latter, we have no opinion on the subject. The American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey deals with cases where civil liberties and/or civil rights have been violated. We have nothing to do with race car driving.

Sincerely,

A. Herrarte
Intake Manager

Spring Game

from	Sasha Kaun <>
to		wmlynch@indiana.edu
date		Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 1:55 PM
subject		Spring Game

Hello Coach Lynch,

I sent a previous email, but it must have gotten lost in the mail!

First, I just wanted to say that I am a firm supporter of yourself and the IU football program. I think, over time, we will develop into a program that represents Indiana University very well. However, I recently had a conflict in my schedule and perhaps you could alleviate it.

My problem: I told my friend I would meet up with him at the Notre Dame spring game in South Bend. He is an ND alum, but I never see him because he is married so I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to hang out. Married people are the worst! However, I recently discovered that Little 500 is THE SAME WEEKEND! What am I supposed to do?! I can't miss Little 500. It's the best. Walking around campus yelling "college" at unsuspecting students. You can't get much better than Little 500. My collegiate memories of Little 500 are scarce so I would like to make up for lost memories.

My solution: Challenge Notre Dame to a scrimmage on April 24. You can make this IU's spring game or keep the regular spring game the previous week and just play this as well. I think we can beat them too. They lost Frosted Tips Clausen and their backup quarterback tore his ACL last year. Not to mention their defense blows. I expect our offense to score at least 50 points. And that's just in the first half.

It would be great for everyone. We could all watch the Little 500 race and then head over to the stadium to defend the rock. I would probably tailgate for both events. I promise I will not try to fly a kite at the football game again. I will probably wear my Jorts though with it being Little 500 weekend and all.

Please let me know what you think of my idea. I look forward to hearing form you. GO HOOSIERS!

Sasha

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from Lynch, William Michael to Sasha Kaun <> date Fri, Mar 5, 2010 at 2:00 PM subject RE: Spring Game

Sasha

Interesting idea…Although NCAA rules would not allow the game…I appreciate all your support of IU football…Feel free to stop by the football office if you are in the North End Zone Facility…All the best!

Go Hoosiers!

Bill Lynch

Chingy's Greatest Hit

From: Sasha Kaun [mailto:]
Sent: Friday, February 26, 2010 12:50 PM
To: orders@academylpcd.com
Subject: Message from Academy-Records.com

Hello,

I am look for the new Chingy album "Chingy's Greatest Hit". Do you have
this album? I would very much like to purchase it. I heard it is one of
the best albums of the year. I heard it is filled with all his greatest
hit. Have you listened to it yet? Do you think it is better than Thriller?

Let me know.

Thanks,
Sasha

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	from	aolteam
to		sasha
date		Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 9:34 AM
subject		FW: Message from Academy-Records.com

Hello,
Sorry we don't have that one right now. I have heard it though, and it is
better than Thriller.

Good luck on your search,
Harris/Academy

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From: Sasha Kaun [mailto:]
Sent: Monday, March 01, 2010 11:25 AM
To: aolteam
Subject: Re: FW: Message from Academy-Records.com

Hello,

What about any Nickelback albums that don't suck? Do you have any of these?

Sasha

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	from	Classical Dept.
to		sasha
date		Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:37 PM
subject		RE: FW: Message from Academy-Records.com

Sorry I don’t think any of those exist.

Good luck.

Harris/Academy

Relationship Help

from	Sasha Kaun <>
to		victoria@victoriabaum.com
date		Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 11:43 AM
subject		Relationship Help

Hello Victoria,

I have a very important relationship question. I love my boyfriend more than anything. He is the best man in the world. We are currently planning to get married in summer 2011. However, I am recently having some second thoughts about our relationship because of ONE BIG ISSUE! About a month ago I moved out of the place we shared into my sister's apartment because he was hitting me. However, I love him and believe we can work it out except for the ONE BIG ISSUE! We have been instant messaging a lot since I moved out.

The ONE BIG ISSUE is that he uses "lol" and I use "haha". I hate "lol". It is stupid. I prefer "haha" much better. I can't stand people that use "lol". What do you think I should do? This ONE BIG ISSUE is the only thing that is keeping me from knowing for sure that he is the one. Can we work out our differences? Please help!

I look forward to hearing from you,

Sasha

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	from	Victoria Baum
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Fri, Feb 26, 2010 at 12:30 PM
subject		Re: Relationship Help

Saha,
If he is hitting you. Isn't that the bigger issue!

Victoria Baum, LCPC
Victoria@victoriabaum.com
www.positiveadaptation.com
Sent from IPhone

The best race

	from	Sasha Kaun
to		joseph@theknightsparty.com
date		Sun, Feb 14, 2010 at 12:14 PM
subject		The best race

Hello,

I think your organization is silly and ignorant. I am just trying to determine why your organization thinks one race is better than the others. They all make up the NASCAR schedule. I must say though, after watching the finish of the Daytona 500, I have determined that it is a great race. But it doesn't take away from Watkins Glen, which is also a great race. Has your organization changed its stance on the best race? I agree that the Daytona 500 is great. If God drove a racecar, I believe he would agree that the Daytona 500 was indeed a great race. In fact, God himself, in 2001 needed a new driver in Heaven so he took one of Earth's greatest drivers and took him to Heaven to be his own personal chauffeur. This played into my decision to proclaim the Daytona 500 as a great race. I am not selfish or ignorant. If I were, would I be acting in a film with Edward Burns and David Cross? I think not. These are great actors and wouldn't tolerate selfishness or ignorance. I am just trying to determine why the KKK believes one race is better than another. In the end, all the races make up an equal part of the NASCAR schedule. You really can't say that one race is better than another. Every race is a great race! Bristol. Talladega. The Brickyard. All these are great races. Do you agree? Why do you insist that one of these races is better than the others?

Sasha

p.s. You look stupid in your costume.

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from	joseph@theknightsparty.com
to		Sasha Kaun
date		Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 11:34 AM
subject		Re: The best race

Hello Sasha


This is the KKK responding. I can't really compare NASCAR and football
with race but race is the number one issue in America let's not try and
deny it. 90% of America's problem's have to deal with race.There was a
time in the world were white people controlled the un-civil world and
brought innovation and wonder's to the world.Know with disgusting
non-white's running the country we have more problem's and not to
mention a negro as president drunk with power and corruption. Our time
is coming Sasha.You live in America Sasha do you not? Well go to Africa
or Mexico and see how those filth bag's live and compare to an organicly
White built country and analize it if your really curious on the
movement.The black race is a corrupt race of mayhem and anarchy not to
mention this month is black history month if we can't have a white
history month why should they have a black history month.All they know
how to do is play basketball ,foot ball or baseball.And that's about
it.So go figure.



From the Knight's of the Ku Klux Klan

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	from	Sasha Kaun
to		joseph@theknightsparty.com
date		Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 1:33 PM
subject		Re: The best race

If you and your organization were a NASCAR driver you'd probably be Mike "Ignorance is" Bliss, but that would be unfair to Mike. But you'd probably win about the same number of races. Zero. BoombabyIYA.